Finished Folds (301—311)
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7The show was completely interrupted and everyone in the theatre looked at him. My friend next to me said, "Well this is probably more awkward then the Lincoln assignation."
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6But then I remember there is only one place worthy of a good pair of Pantaloons. The Pantaloons Safe! But now I have to remember the combination, I think there was a 314 involved?
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3hogged all the sheets in bed, so I was glad to get rid of em. My only regret was not getting the lady's digits. Maybe she will respond to my missed connection
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6Don't get me wrong the Hef still had plenty of time to invent the sweaty bed while the rest of us were left pickling the orange ivory plant. Yet the trucker hats did come in handy
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2"Happy Days are Here Again" would be a dream come true. That record changed my life, I even listened to it when
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2LEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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0rock and roll. But on my way I found him naked in the alley behind a bar, sadly he was wearing the Turkish trail.
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3The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been badgering the cherry dolphin.
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3cousin Mark vomited in the casket with his pants around his ankles. That would of been the worst funeral ever, but is beat out with grandpa's where his old war buddies drank
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4uper easy to catch. Plus have you ever put a frog down your pants? Well you should try a whole basket of frogs you'll feel more alive then
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1A new mailman delivered my mail today. He said my previous mail man said I sounded like an owl.