Finished Folds (161—180)
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2bending too much to the left. He only says that because I control the right hand and he wants us to be switch hitting siamese twin brothers. Well if I land a date with the Hensels
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2Cesar Millan is best known for training unruly pets, but what people don't know is the pets he cant train he kills. Cesar found himself staring into the eyes of the police dog hold
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4There is only one way we're getting out of this alive, said Pumperniggo. Riggo nodded and jumped out of the hot air balloon into the attached car. As they continued to plummet, he
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3oh contraire my friend, I happen to love tacos. In fact back in 2002 I won a competition by eating more tacos then a polar bear in 15 minutes. Man vs Beast never aired it due to
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6Gramps may not be a reliable source to get the real foldingstory history. I need to go to someone who I could trust, someone who has never told a lie, someone with a beard, Jesus.
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7Richard Simmons shouted back from his Jet Ski "Number one, like yourself. Number two, you have to eat healthy. And number three, you've got to squeeze your buns. That's my formula"
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1Carl Douglas was a bad choice for the flash mob, because it looks like the naked mole rats are in a karate class. Mr Snake looked like he skipped a few practices, but at least he
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16bowling alley to see if they have 10 pound balls. 11) Snort cocaine off a dolphin that is wearing sunglasses and a gold chain 12) contribute to a folding story checklist 13) Ride a
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4him, but carries around a blurry picture of his brother with Sasquawkers written on the back of it. Squawkers decided it was time for a family reunion and started a facebook event
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4multiply like crazy. Sugar gliders were more common than pigeons or squirrels and they had to be controlled, but they were just to cute for any sane person to kill, luckily I know
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3watch recorded videos of full dolphin-assisted water deliveries. The orphans thought it might be a good movie about dolphins in Hawaii until the pregnant women enter the scene.
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8poop flinging monkeys. That is when I discovered the nickles and dimes in the poop. Seems like these monkeys were eating spare change, which gave me an idea on how to smuggle more
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3se. Plus I've had a dozen too many margaritas, so Buffet was starting to look good. Everyone knows pregnantman seahorses can't hold their booze, so I needed to find a ride home
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4gets! They are so adorable when they try and reach things on the top shelf. This was the last night for the midget circus, so my quest for the vampire book took a hiatus and I boug
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4and it was atrocious. Orangutangs smell awful and this marriage was a mistake plus our kids were inter species monsters. Not knowing what to do, I called Squawkers for help and
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3h. Flute Fraternity guys sure to have a lot of stains and public hair. In two years I'll be in their shoes (and jocks) and by then maybe I'd have had straight sex that I didn't pay
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4Dr Angry Pants laughed in Frances' face. "Muhahaha, broken bracelet, Muhahaha!" Never before has there been so much evil in a SlushPuppy tent, but then again never has a villain as
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7spent the rest of the flight stuffing his pants with monkeys. The 1st monkey fit no problem, the 2nd went down the other leg. The 3rd was a bit feisty, so he shared a banana with t
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4was mass dope. We thought the dance party peaked during Ice Ice Baby until the DJ spun Ninja Rap. F*** yeah, Turtle power!, I ditched my Chubbies shorts and started break dancing
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6we now know the proper terminology of prison slang, we hate to sound like idiots. Anyway, as he fell to the ground with his recent shank wound, Big Bubba wiped his shive clean of