Finished Folds (61—80)
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4kind of fart. He named it, plebosplckatus.
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3woah oh her she comes!" screamed the sea captain, "She's a man eater!" The mast splintered and salty waves crashed on deck. The First Mate pushed me, "Watch out boy!"
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7Because our manifolds are hot and wet.
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1I love shooting little bastards.
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5The Emperor was always waiting. He would sit in a chair or a lay-z-boy, with his hands clasped, just waiting. You know, foreseeing "everything." He once sat in a lobby for 14 years
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3spoken. Why one turkey quoted Marcus Aurelius before we whacked his head off.
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3oup deville. The two drunks had eaten clam chowder and barley soup and were vomiting hot sizzling buckets of rotten bile all over the leather interior.
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2depression and misery. John's rabbit had read the Secret.
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4about where I buried my poopy pants. Please, let's just keep it a secret.
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3ional facility monitor. See, now there is a Prison in Minnesota called the Politically Correct State Prison. It's a pilot program where the state "houses" "law challenged" individu
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2or something, and Spock, well, he was just Spock. That's right. Pointed ears zero personality. Me, I'm a detective, three parts tribble one part heartache and I was stuck on t
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7" but I was like, "No way Jose, I'm gonna make a buck if it kills me." So I took him with all the rainbows shooting out of his body holes near the Mystery Spot, set up a tent and
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5I didn't think it was. Yes, some call my God the Enchanter but I call him Tim.
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2Mama mia let me go!
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1But this was not to be because the King of Whales met the Prince of Wales and tawdry
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2desire. The test tubes of desire are known to Dr. Miranda and Dr.
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3car tissue. He wanted to memorize it and then make a pattern on a sheet from his Unlce's scars. Then Junior would ask his uncle to get into the bed, and he would line the sheet sca
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5Shakespeare never had to put up with this crap. She wanted to take this meat thing and huck it out the window. With any luck Anne's meat thing would land on her uncle's pet pig.
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5hear ol grandad tootin' in the bathroom than THAT sound from deep in the cave. But what made it so horrifying was that he was also drawn to it, it almost seemed like it was talking
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5Screamed Major Buttocks at his naked army lying in the field. They were ready for combat maneuvers. They had really dug in. However, this was Russia. This was December. The strateg