Finished Folds (81—100)
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3Daffy's turn as robin hood was amazing, but the porcine collusion of Porky's friar tuck was sublime. Like any good drama, a subtext of pure genius that Mel Blanc voiced both moved
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4the robes I steal from hotels always seem to have some magical softness, unattainable by anyone save the manufacturer. Once washed, they lose their magic, so I got a job as a maid
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1it's rough edges becoming soft against his skin as it got wetter and wetter. He couldn't wait for the bubbles to invade; tiny marauders stampeding into his dirty, delicate places.
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2They were hungry and it free food was offered along with the company of a less than respectable young lady from the nearby trailer park. Jesus and the Apostles kept their costumes
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0he whispered, just before all hell broke loose. The Hash Brown of Eternity had given up smoking in a blood in/blood out ceremony that cost him a lung. He wasn't wasting his other
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1If people thought there was a Stucky's inside his vast roadside porn warehouse, they'd almost HAVE to to buy something while looking desperately down each aisle for a nut roll.
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3the journey for his eyes so much the better than if he was just a boob guy. Being a vag-fiend, he got three shows for the price of one whens someone caught him looking. She kicked
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1the jeweler across the quad who nearly swallowed his loupe every time she came out wearing the thirty carat diamond necklace. The snipers ensured her safety, but her nudity was
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1throw the rocks at the dinosaurs who would lower their heads and let them roll down their spine and up into the air where another dinosaur would pulverize it to gravel. Mr. Slate
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2pod containing the body of an alien, bent on destroying humanity. Watermelons took on the shape of whatever they grew in, and the sarcophagus made it look grotesquely humanoid.
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1called down the thunder like only the Thunder God could. Twin lightning strikes blazed across the plane of the road. His vengeance could not resurrect the kitten, but Thor's rage
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2dispositions. They were never great on salads, but mutated Sea Cucumbers with fangs might just tear your throat out if you got a fork near them. Thanks BP. My cousin Jeff's throat
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1which girl band Prince would "produce" next. Prince could take a piss near a microphone and make a hit, so having Vanity Six, Appelonia Six, or the Bangles ready with lipgloss
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0the friction from the furry suits melted the glue that kept it in place. She didn't really need the tequila, but being named Lint Trap made men dressed as rabbits feel better about
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5quadrapalegic, but his front teeth were larger than average and he still had full use of his neck. He did need help getting the tap caps on his teeth, but after that, tap dancing
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0just a few hours more. Of course it would all break down eventually. Necrosis was only stopped by bites from the pale or sparkly, but none of them liked snarky authors much.
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3so bad" Tony said. "Provided you pay on time & Louisville Sluggah don't have to pay a visit". Tony's show was so popular, CNBC asked him to stay past Loan Shark Week. He extorted
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2Would my neighbors understand me recording the beautiful howls of their lovemaking for posterity? I dismissed it. Art is art. As I drew near their window, I tripped over Mr. Chen
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4and she told me I should try it out. While I watched Bedknobs and Broomsticks, she chained an anchor to my leg. When I dozed off, she pushed the anchor into the water. I awoke to
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1really happening. It's hard to notice nuance and subtext when you're only listening for a place to insert a joke. Everything shifted under his feet, including her. She was in a box