Finished Folds (81—100)
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1lariat. But it helps keep the equipment budget down for America's standout new reality show, Rodeo Cowgirl Housewives of Missoula.
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2Why did Anheuser Busch sell to the Belgians? Clydesdales could've moved this beer wagon in a sec. But these Belgian horses can't pull for crap. To the glue factory with these nags!
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4found the guys in Jesus and the 12 Apostles costumes and asked them to get set up at the long table.
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5authentic replica Hermione wand from its simulated wood grain decorative holder and began to wave it to and fro.
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1one gorgwous layer. Chocolate brown, with a huge breast and a beak that other birds would kill for. As indeed they did. I went to the coop one day to find her lifeless Chantecler
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3accident. So Blake ran into the hall and out the front door. Across the parking lot and into the Stuckey's across the street.
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3Tokyo was ready for Godzilla and Mothra, but not this. The bunny hopped about the city, turning everything in his path pink. Even the armory took a lavender hue as he scaled its
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1had settled across the land, and the carrot crop was at serious, Flopsy asked Mopsy what he had seen on his last journey to the surface. "What's Up?" "Dark."
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1a childhood spent sleeping in a dumpster. By befriending the cats I kept the rats at bay - well, all except the rat named Rocky who ate cats for lunch. Rocky and I became fast
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3them puzzled. The Department Chair asked if he was speaking figuratively. But the would be PhD said, no, he meant that China covered a large surface area. And then stopped.
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1As a result, he had been ansformed into a - wait for it - Tater Tot. He found himself slightly unnatural smelling, with a rough dermis and smushy insides. The troll decided to use
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2Mongols! Ilse rose from her chair with all of the pride of Poland in her heart. She looked at her husband and said, Lech, stay indoors. Watch the kids. I have barbarians to slay.
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4morbid obesity. 20 years of being the face of the sugar lobby had taken their toll on her waistline and her teeth. It was time to help her jump ship before
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5began to return their VW emblems to the cars from which they had been ripped.
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2blowing tiny bubbles of Hoisun Sauce into the air. Carroll O'Connor and Jean Stapleton were singing at the piano, but no one could understand the words. Sherman Helmsley was
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4the best idea for a reuse of Toyota technology. His was putting small windshields in front of people's faces during cold season. Now he needed everyone to vote for it on the site.
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5glee. She was married. And to another Greek person! She shattered plate after plate to the boisterous cheers of her family and friends. Opah! The ouzo began to flow again as the
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4cursed. Sister Mary Margaret responded by throwing her into a Magdalene Laundry, where she worked for 64 years scrubbing habits and enduring weekly assignations by a stinky
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6well, needed an oxygen tank and coughed up bits of tissue constantly.
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4Erica continued to slice radishes for her signature dessert. She had found the recipe years ago on a package of Michigan Reds, and had been making it since. The children always