Finished Folds (581—600)
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4aware of his star power, he cackled at the environmental damage his allergy would lead to. Until he overheard the camera man say they were made from corn and totally
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1good news stand sales. Just then, three men in black suits appeared as if like magic. One brandished a shiny gold badge and said,
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4through the Gingrich's rose garden, toppling the bird bath as it went. The concrete basin cracked on the tile mosaic of Nancy Reagan in a red Adolpho sweater set. Horrified, Newt
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5At that moment he regretted choosing the Rascal instead of the Mazerati as his escape vehicle. But the red scooter matched his shoes, and if he was going to die he'd die in style.
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2Finally, the charge d'affaires spoke. You must never. Ever. EVER. Forget the Mozartkugel. Your willful sloppiness has cost us
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1semi precious stones. Oh, how he longed for the days before his rock tumbler broke. The raucous, sensuous sound of mineral against mineral. He needed to find a replacement. Today!
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4brandishing a bloody kitchen whisk. "Time to scramble the City Boy," he said, and then laughed at his own joke. "Blue, you can have the yolk. Do you get it, my oxy friend? It's
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4uncle had made when things got out of hand in the living room Soul Train line. His peculiar looking cousin Festus was the result of that accidental incestuous coupling. Never again
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3making stain removal history. It would be the culmination of 35 years at the Tide Research and Development Center. Cuz Black EL Marko on alabaster linen was his white whale.
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2because they had single handedly created the latest baked good sensation. Move over cupcakes, it's time that
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6Knitters always neglect their oral hygiene, I thought. Her breath had the scent of a Scottish bog on a steamy day. Flashback to childhood in Glasgow. The evil schoolmistress
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1babies, so that he could learn to Waltz. As he took the hand of the Princess, he detected a little wince. Perhaps he should have showered after weeks of riding across the Steppe.
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6No, no, Bruce. Not Butt Pirates. But pirates. They are grammar terrorists.
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5It had seemed like a good idea at the time. But Sylvia's job was on the line. And Walmart's Fashion Week Pavillion wasn't exactly
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2The nudist colony had been a great little business back in the Seventies. But these days, Grin and Bare it was lucky if 34 people showed up in a
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1Well, of course not, thought tiny Hester. Who would like green eggs and ham? And who is this Sam? He seems like a drug
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2Amelia kinda knew she shouldn't have married the landscape architect when she cooked him a pie and he complained that "the lattice work wouldn't hold more than three strands of
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0that the waitress had spat into his Perfect Manhattan. But then, it was his fourth. He was sober enough,however, to notice that the spuds were INSTANT! Mama always warned
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4best write-in campaign in history, though a more rational person might ask if all those negative ads and rallies we worth it just to become the new Monopoly piece.
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2use that plastic nose tin ways that would having me singin' Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy in 2 minutes flat! He was that