Finished Folds (601—611)
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3egg nog, and he wanted it NOW!
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0Because Bubbles was the Bunny Ranch's bipolar hooker. And she had forgotten to take her meds for more than a week.
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2He kept trying to sell me one of those 70 inch TVs. But there's not a lot of use for one of them when you call a cardboard box home. Couldn't he see that
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1The hooves had clearly been gnawed off by a denture wearer. You could still smell the rancid Fixodent, and the unmistakable sweetness of Mrs. Claus's sticky
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2Oh, sure, Peppermint Patty and her lesbian friend could be counted on for the hand to hand combat, but for military strategy -- Lao Tzu The Art of War type stuff -- nothing beats
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4because they knew October was all you can eat panko grouper month.
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5And yet she knew, when your job is QA inspector at an Easter candy company, you just have to grin and chew it.
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1She was tired of the jokes. "How can you work in a rice cake factory and still be so overweight?"
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5How could he dig a hole large enough to bury the body, using only a silver plate soup spoon?
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2wearing the chicken suit his father had used on Let's Make a Deal. They were paying $300 to get injected with Bird Flu vaccine. Dennis needed that Three Large. So wearing the suit
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2Prunella's father had warned her about the GIs she'd meet while working at the Canteen: "Overpaid, oversexed, and over here." But with bombs falling on London, caution seemed