Finished Folds (21—40)
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3clean through. My killing wave had slowed when the TSA took away the knives, but with a few months of research I was able to perfect a substitue. They call me the Sporkinator.
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2Then I got the clue. SPAM spelled backwards is MAPS! Inez was signalling to me that she was the cartographer we needed to map the new face of Dubai. Under that burka was a gifted
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10through the townhouse wall into Jenna's unit. At that moment, Jenna had been praying for a miracle to save her from a lifetime of loneliness. Was Tad the answer to her entreaties?
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4When Roger refused to consummate their marriageon their wedding night, Cleo deeply regretted her vow of premarital chastity. But Ross the bellman was happy to step in. As it were.
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3Angie took pride in her Crescent rolls. She thought no one kenw they were Pillsbury, but she was wrong. Jeff hated Pillsbury. Ergo, he hated Angie. He began poisoning her one day
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3SHirley had spent the past ten years petitioning Cadillac to bring back the Landau roof. She met Ernie, at a vinyl rally in Detroit. She loved his commitment, he loved her boobies.
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5sun peeked up outside the apartment window. Now, Dr. Smith faced a six hour heart transplant surgery with no sleep and trembling alcoholic hands.
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5shot her in the skull with a revolver. Next, she dragged the corpse to the rose gaden and buried her. When her employer's husband came home, this killer maid seduced him by
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4Charlie Sheen before he left . Charlie downloaded the pic and knew intstantly he had to have the splayed woman shown. The Shotz brewery tattoo on her left breast revealed Laverne's
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3spied her baby's beanie. "Where is my Jasper?" She looked frantically for clues. In the center of the room she saw the shed skin of her husband's pet anaconda. Snakenapped!
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4Despite warnings, Billy struggled with his bondage, demanding that no Soviet guards were going to deny him the freedom to pitch Oxyclean in infomercials. The guard whipped him but
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2just wanted to meet Rhea Perlman, who was on a nearby loungechair. When Rhea detected his scent, she swooned and then begged -- BEGGED - him to be her carnal poolboy.
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2did an impression of WIlma Flintstone, "Chaaaaaaarge!" He ran to the Rolex store, and bought a $325,000 wall clock from Glenda, who 6 hours later became his wife. Unfortunately,
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0spots behind his ears with the concoction, and shoved him into the room of Massachusetts debutantes. The girls were on him like, well like golddiggers on a Kennedy, of course.
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1who had thought of this molecular cusine foam food dreck. Hundreds of dollars for three test tubes of whipped fish and capers.
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1Sanjiv pitied the poor elephant. Clearly stolen from the zoo, Smedley was now forced to endorse a rather repulsive children's cereal. Sanjiv was determined to free him!
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3as he showered, his Mother in Law stood in fron the the open curtain, critiquing his physique. "Do you find me attractive?" she asked. Arnie stood speechless as she removed her
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2Suddenly, the swat team burst into his studio apartment, armed to the teeth. They arrested him for consuming an illegal beverage, and sentenced him to community service at
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2Mario Lopez spotted a camera, stopped pulling babies from the burning house, and instead removed his shirt and started flexing and smiling. As the babies screamed for mercy,
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2blood stains. While this step helped reduce further damage, I certainly regretted not listening to my wife when she told me not to carpet the slaughterhouse in alabaster burber.