Finished Folds (301—320)
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5this dream. Press the red button at the base of your skull once to be reminded again in 24 hours. If you wish to continue this dream, please ignore this messsage." Nick looked at
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5Dad sat up. "Now see?" he said with a wink. "That's where you went wrong. You should have kept the gun in your hand. You got a long way to go, kiddo." "But Dad! I thought..." I was
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4Ran, I tell you, right back into the arms of Lorna Doone, who had been waiting for him all along. No matter that he was a coward, a liar, & a thief. Life isn't fair, but so what?!
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5do you think of my ass? " She turned to show them, but...nothing. "Ma'am, I am sorry to tell you, but...YOU ARE ONLY A TORSO!"
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4It all became clear to him later that night when (oh, about 3 a.m.) the baby woke up hungry again. His wife rolled over contentedly & murmured, "Your turn, dear."
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3was an imbecile, it was true, but he honestly couldn't help it. The drugs, then the accident& now dementia. But then David noticed they had the same chin dimple. "You're my GIRL!"
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6nced what only can be described as the "Jolly Holiday" phenomena. That's right. I jumped into a sidewalk chalk drawing just like Mary Poppins & found myself right smack dab in a
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5"There's no place like home", she muttered. A cool cloth of her head. "There's no place like..." She opened her eyes and there her beloved family stood, all around her. "I had a
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3ragtime, don't you?" Tiger called from within. Hyena laughed, of course. "Please play that Tiger Rag for me!" And from the corner of the room, the ghost of Louis Armstrong smiled.
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2I stood there, sweating, contemplating my eternal fate.Then I heard a soft "Hey". I turned & there stood my girlfriend from 3rd grade.She took my hand & we skipped into the flames.
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1tied her scarf to it & began to sing "Dream On". She wasn't named the Cobb County Karaoke Queen for nothin'! When she got to "the good Lord will take you away-yaaa" the closet door
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2snarled, "Look, kid. If you prank call 911 again, I'm gonna send the po-po over to your house to beat your smart ass! Got it?" "But..." That's when I felt the idiot's hand grab my
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4was what she served to me after dinner each night...in bed...with whipped cream & not fudge drizzle. "More, please!" I begged, pushing her stringy hair off of my chest.
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3Waffle House for some comfort food, for it had been quite a harrowing day. "Yes, scattered, smothered, covered, & chunked," she told the waitress. Out of the corner of her eye, she
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3And then....I laughed!! I was riding a papayamobile! "Wheee!" and soon I forgot all my troubles. We rolled across the country together, into the rosy-gold sunset.
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3Obviously, this hurt and (in the words of the great, late Tommy Boy) it was going to leave a mark. But at the end of the day, everyone just let it all go & cried "Za Zdarovje !"
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6zed from the nose up, with each of his eyes looking opposite ways. "I'm terribly sorry," he apologized. "All of this was my own damn fault." He was forgiven & everyone hugged.
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6let's face it, teachers would continue their mundane lives, keeping their pupils straight, grading papers ad finitum, pretending to care. On my planet now, they would copulate with
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2he was sideswiped by a speeding bus while attempting to cross the street & his facial features were completely scraped off. He survived, but remained forever expressionless. Karma.
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5the needlepoint pillow his mother made & he allowed his fingers to trail across the keys of his father's piano...plink, plink, plink. He dropped his head in misery. "WHY GOD WHY?!"