Finished Folds (321—340)
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3fresh heaven, a pint of Chunky Monkey &those coffee cakes! I crawled back in bed & ate until I was sick & Mae West headed east. Ahhh. Never mind that I had to get up at 6 a.m.
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8Imagine his surprise when the doorbell rang that night & he answered thinking it was his pizza delivery. There stood Amanda, a bloody knife in one hand, his dead cat in the other.
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7ARMED robbery! " No one laughed. The judge adjusted his wig. Then he glanced over at her & saw...yes, it was a slight smile & gleam of amusement in her eyes. "NOT GUILTY!" She was
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3send smoke signals demanding her share of the take. It was only until she set fire to Manhattan that they relented. Viv took her $$, went to college & became a lawyer. True story!
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3realization finally dawning on him. Joe didn't bother answering. He just hung up & fixed himself a stiff drink. "Why am I even here?" he pondered. Miraculously, at that moment,
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5I drew my arm back from the wall & it detached. Damn! I just got that radius hinge replaced too. Being bionic is not its cracked up to be. "Alexa! Call Bionics-R-Us!"
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5! But then Donald stormed back into the room...and she reverted once again to Natasha Fatale.
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4to keep 'em," he confessed. "I just have a thing for nuns." Sister Bertrille smiled serenely & took his hand; she was high, after all. Thunder & lightening suddenly cracked the sky
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3back to 1876 and, well, the rest is history.
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4chaeil Jackson's sequined glove & moon-walked all the way back to where they came from.
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4embedded in multiple points throughout his body, which was all good & fine except that he had no control over who, exactly,he might attract with his magnetism. Life got complicated
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5No one could have imagined what happened next: the most wonderful thing! By magic or miracle,no one could ever say,but the bread multiplied x infinity & world hunger ended forever.
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5be -- WHAM! I crumpled to the ground. Why that...the old man slugged me before I had even had a chance! He ground his heel into my neck. "Make that 60%...and a date with Clamydia!"
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3Exhausted,they decided it had to be five o'clock somewhere & headed over to La Historia Cantina for happy hour. It was always happy hour at the cantina because it was always 5 p.m.
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8The crowd gasped at the sight of Clamydia. She was covered with putrid, oozing sores. "In three days," Clamydia declared. "All of you also will be infected!" Det. Manatee rubbed
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3"Well," said the rug. "You don't know what we can find. Why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride?" "To Antarctica?" she asked. "Um...OK," the rug lied...lay.
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3of it on some old lace she had on her dresser.Lo & behold, the lace whitened &its knots tightened. Why, in mere seconds,it looked like new! Joan rubbed it over her body & CA-CHING!
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5It wasn't long before everyone was gone,the only evidence of what had happened,a stray pink bikini top. "Serves 'em all right for what they did!" Grandma cackled. I simply fainted.
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3"Shhhh!! No!! It's me! Clamydia! I'm in the witness protection program! I'm incognito!" The shark merely nodded, then swam off to find Det. Manatee. This fish tale ain't over...
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5NONE! (Swish -- GASP! -- UGH! -- Slash -- OW! Wait a min- -- Ohhhh! -- Snap -- Whimper ----- Whimper -----Sigh..........clunk) (Heavy breathing....footsteps running away....)