Finished Folds (341—360)
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8burst through the door, unsuspecting. "I'm -- " She sledgehammered him in mid-sentence, but before he keeled over dead, he turned & saw her. She dragged his body to the lab.
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4crying, sobbing, scarred forever by their bullying. And that, doctor, is why I've got pantie-phobia 42 years later. The doctor sighed & handed me my Valium prescription...again.
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3phone & put in my order. "13 poisoned darts, please" I whispered. "Yes. Charge to my account. Yes. Overnight delivery, please. I need them asap!" Dan was gonna get it! The BASTARD!
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3..." then Elton John stopped abruptly. "You!" he shouted. She hung her head in shame. "Almost had your hooks in me, didn't you, dear?" Elton cried."You nearly had me roped & tied!"
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5"Wouldja lookit that child!" Mamie tsked. "When will she ever grow up?" Babette tootled at Mamie, blew her a kiss, & skipped joyfully into the sun. Life was good.
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3as best they could: by mooning them. The Earthlings were simultaneously delighted & flabbergasted. "Should we moon the Arcturians back?" they wondered. The spider crystals gleamed
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5worse before it could get better, I realized. But it *would* get better if I could just get to my can of spinach in my back pocket! I sank to my knees, barely conscious & reached
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2this jungle no matter what the cost! Dr. Harriet Toobman offered me an escape & I took it! Yes, that's right...I went to grad school, got my PhD & became a professor! The hell with
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2Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... Uh, did you hear what I said? Horny and ornery? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... Well, that didn't work out so well. Don't you want to....? Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
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4Either temporary insanity or pure genius prompted him to announce: "Everyone stay calm&be; quiet! This is part of the plan & we're being watched! Pretend nothing happened!" His hai
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4a fence post 76 miles northeast from Butte, Montana. And there it stands to this very day, waiting for Godot.
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4/it's how we all here came to be./ The Truth is you and you is Truth/ God's name is yours & your's is Ruth./ So drink the Milk of godly jism/ And live your life like Dadaism/
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7from the Tempur-Pedic species," the alien explained. I could see tiny bed bugs crawling all over its face. "You've made your bed & now must lie in it!" The mattresses prodded me
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4rotested, only to be hosed down with ultra-concentrated boric acid. Cymbals, guitars, keyboards, & amps went flying & the roaches scattered everywhere. Nagila forgot all about
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9knowing looks. Of course Aunt May needed sprouts, as everyone was well-aware, including Aunt May. But they also knew how she could be, so they said nothing more & brought sprouts.
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4Bud nudge Bob back to reality. "Daydreaming again?" he chided? "I see you checkin' out the new office eye candy!" Bob merely grunted. He'd been dreaming of his tomatoes. Luscious
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6make good on its threat,Aunt Valetta (whistling merrily) picked the kettle up & tossed it in the trash with a thunk. A lovely very pleasant Le Creuset settled into place. "Hallo!"
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3Plus, the recoil felt rather uncomfortable, so not only did I miss, I bruised my "privates" quite badly. Then, a scream: "AAAGHHH! Somebody call an ambulance! Trevor's been shot!"
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8nursery, getting in touch with my inner baby, compartmentalizing the fact that I still have my taxes to do& instead sucking on my paci. I felt like bawling. I was thirsty! "Momma!"
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4the dust bunnies clinging to it. "Gotta keep a closer watch on my housekeeper!" he joked, shoving his rogue eyeball back in. It was always something with him. His friends plotted