Finished Folds (361—380)
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4"she" walked in the room & time stood still. He'd waited for this moment all of his life & now here she was, gliding elegantly toward him, arms outstretched, huge smile. He erupted
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3artificial, but my courage was real, so I dove straight into the swirling waves, ignoring the debris floating around me &...the fact I could not swim. I realized my mistake
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3would have given her the finger, except...yeah. I wish there was a better end to this story but the truth is, they soon bled out & were later devoured by some hungry homeless rats.
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4licked his furry balls, then yakked up a hairball. Disappointed, Siamese Calico Queen turned her elegant head toward Jerry Garcia, a Maine Coon. Ah, there. She caught his eye & he
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5one night when, unbeknownst to me in my drunken stupor, my now&then lover shaved me hairless from head to toe. Suddenly, I was vampire-vulnerable again! YIKES! I slathered my body
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1made a furtive call to Putin,who texted Hillary. "Mы его сейчас!" "Спасибо. Я вам задолжаю." she replied. Pelosi & Schumer snickered &high-fived, right before they were blown away.
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1& I also know that I suffer from PTSD: Post Traumatic Tickle Disorder. So don't wiggle your fingers at me, mister! STAY BACK, you hear?! There is no tellin' what I could do if you
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3her in two bites. That was the end of Madame Dujardin. The gorilla lumbered back into the jungle never to be seen again & no one in the Dujardin family ever knew what happened.
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5muttered his third wish to the genie in his pocket and POOF, Dr. Brainstem disappeared, never to be seen or heard from for a Thousand and One Nights. Tim cranked up Steppenwolf.
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4orsese consulted with Brian De Palma. "Nah," De Palma responded, shaking his head.
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3ey rambled on over to the Nighthawks Diner where they shot the breeze with the soda jerk, while a mysterious stranger sat silently across from them, smoking his cigarello.
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3"Um," Peety interrupted softly. "You just cut your arm off there." He picked it up & handed to me. "Not now, dammit! Can't you see I'm trying to FIX THIS?!" "Um," Peety whispered.
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3arrived late&then they got stuck in traffic held up by a caravan. "Gypsies, tramps, & thieves! Outta the road!" "I got you, Babe"said the limo driver. If they could turn back time!
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7, confuzzled, as their leader sauntered away whistling the theme from 2001 Space Odyssey. "Jello shots anyone?" Gustav, the always optimistic, asked. Yeah, sure, why not...
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6"STOP!" I shouted at them, raising my one and only superpower: My Deflecto-Hands. My nemeses (plural) staggered backwards. "The key is MINE & so is THE UNIVERSE!" I declared.
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3& orange Play-Doh oozed from his eyes, nostrils, hair follicles, and ears. "Uuuuggghhh!" was Jerry's last word before little Jimmy scooped him up & shoved him into the plastic can.
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2"I will love you through eternity. Will you marry me?" She hesitated for one fateful moment, then threw caution to the wind. "YES!" He picked her up, swung her around, & they LHEA!
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5. Momentarily nonplussed, I gathered my wits about me & grinned. They said it couldn't be done, but I started to sing as I tackled that thing that couldn't be done...and I did it.
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5the closest zombie lurching toward him. His mind said "shoot", but his heart stopped him. It was...Wanda! His 7th -grade girlfriend from 1986! Gene just couldn't do it. He lowered
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4I felt we were making mountains out of molehills at this point, but there was no arguing the fact that I was, in fact, drunk. "Another bourbon & coke?" I gestured to the bartender.