Finished Folds (381—400)
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3ZAAAAAAP!! "OwwwwheeeeOwwww!" I shouted, clutching my fried gonads. "OHLORDYOHLORDYOHLORDYHAVEMERCY!" My jeans!They were ON FIRE!!! "Stop! Drop! Roll!" I remembered from 3rd grade.
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4but somehow couldn't quite pull off the honeymoon scene with Aristotle Onassis. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" Jack(ie) shouted, right before he left to go to the Laker's game.
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8Why? Because it was a sherbet, that's why! And then, because his first shop did so well, he franchised out. Soon, Queen Sofia's Sherbet Shack was serving billions & billions!
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3Shaking with mirth, I flat out LOL'd when the translucent turtles chomped down &utated my toes. "Betta call a toe truck!" my boss' 2nd head hollered.Chuckle Acid had me rolling
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4Profound, Tweety Bird was. Granny smiled as she covered Tweety's birdcage & moved him to the parlor. "Hush now," she cooed. "No more social media today." Meanwhile, Sylvester
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5He picked up the ancient message & read the incredible message: MADE IN JAPAN.
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5It felt wooden. "LAWD! Help me! I need me a...WHOA!" Adam stopped in his tracks. "Man!!!" "YES!" boomed God's voice through the sky. "THAT is your WHOAMAN!" "Can I touch her?" Adam
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2on the Green Man too, but even he'd sprouted a new beard, his verdant tendrils strewn across my lap. Ah yes, this was living! I planted a wet one on Green Man's lips & a daisy grew
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4truth, but it was not without its Oedipal foundation. Jeff went on to live a happy life of singlehood, at home, with his overbearing mother & his extraordinary art collection.
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9ness erupted from his brown eyes, trickled down his cheeks, & plopped onto the cashier's fingers as she extended his $2.13 in change. Embarrassed, he glanced up. Annie!
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5That fateful question would echo through the chambers of my mind for years. & I'd never divulge the answer. I wouldn't. I couldn't. One night, though, I ate some pretzels &
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5But certainly no stranger than the present. Or this story,with its odd faceless characters set in the Welsh countryside,where witches are known to live. But wait! Is that...Trevor?
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3s him -- pale, lost, confused, wandering to & fro over the withered grass, moaning, longing, whispering desperation, searching, seeking the Light that Never Came.
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6.or rather Rain Man would step in and sink in...the pfluff mud. Yeah ,the pfluff mud. Up to his knees, his chest, his chin....and then gone. The Rain was gone. Out comes the Sun!
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5supports my right to bare arms. مجھے گلے لگاؤ
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4l beneath the skirts of the court reporter, who didn't even flinch, but just kept typing. Fascinated, Judge Graves & the jury watched the corpse slither beyond &into the courtroom.
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3In her dreams, Miss Berkey threw the 2nd-grader against the wall & held him there, her long red-tipped nail pointed into 1 little nostril. "Where's your homework, punk?!"
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1past my bedtime, but dammit! I HAD to finish my research! I lashed myself mentally with a wet noodle (again), reminding myself never, ever to procrastinate on my assignments again!
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4s distributed to the neighborhood children, who organized to stage a massive protest. "I SCREAM! YOU SCREAM! WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!" the children chanted. The Teeth grinned
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5from fart-fandom, only to be revived through mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by Mason Williams himself, who desperately tried to revive Wanda, his last surviving fan. Wanda fluttered