Finished Folds (401—420)
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3across his chest show, when he rent his shirt into shreds. "I'm lost for-EVER!" cried another sports hooligan as he slit his wrists & fell over. "LONG LIVE the 49ers!" screamed
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9, and seated Miss Twerthington down on a rock right beside the lair, sprinkled her salt, pepper, & a dash of Worcestershire sauce. "Now just wait here. Don't move!" I backed away
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11little faces. Wilfred was in a foul mood,which probably meant his diabeetus was acting up again. "I hate staying at Uncle Wilfred's house" whispered Jane, who ducked when a pancake
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6don't give a honk about Chuckle Acid, Clowns w/o Borders, or driving around in little cars, let alone caring about his feelings about holding it between his legs like holding in a
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5, humorous as that may be. No, I was ready to operate. Dabbing the sweat & white paint from my brow, I straightened my bow tie, snapped my suspenders, & dug in.
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4Vegemite sandwich for dear life,thinking this just might be the day the prisoners take his sandwich & their freedom. But instead they took Ms. May B. Eyewill, who didn't mind a bit
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5busy staring at our phones, oblivious to it all, which was their plan all along. So look up, look out, take notice, and stop texting.
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6today! We laughed together & slapped each others' backs, content in our friendship & our adventure. Then the ride stopped & we all got off. "Again!" we cried & got back in line.
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5The groom started after the fleeing bride, but the pastor lay a hand on his arm. "No. Let her go. You can do better. Rejoice in your deliverance! Can I get an A-MEN?!"
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5mindless flight......soaring.......wheee........WHUUMP!!!!....right into a glass door! Broken now, she lay twisted in the gutter, her tiny beak pointed upward. Peep...peep...pee...
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6were one in the same! "A-HA!" exclaimed BlastedHeath. "I KNEW IT! IMPEACH!" "WAIT!" Nixon Black replied. "A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits."
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12Detective Manatee was hovering right outside, a thoughtful expression on his face. "Hmmm," he mused. "I wonder if..." He took a few more notes & swam off...to confront the killer.
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7"Yes! Yes, I can!" Carl whispered to himself. "My rocket is bigger & better than Roger's! And once the kids see MY rocket, they'll elect ME President of the Rocket Club!" But Carl
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6bouncer, depending on the day of the week. I served libations with cute names like "Caesar Now" & "Et Tu Brute" & made sure the vomitorium got emptied. The toga-clad gay wrestlers
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5by Jesus to be a McDonald's manager, she realized years later, because it was there on the job when she met Hank, whose Chicken McNuggets were the best she ever had. "THANK GOD!"
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6Gas-X 2 years earlier when lead chips were discovered in the ingredients. Bean-O, also no longer available. GREAT GASEOUS GADZOOKS! People everywhere began donning masks &
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3I scurried away from the Roomba-riding kitties & tried hiding under the dining room table, which was quite a feat because by now, I was a good 6'3", 300 lbs. I tried my best to
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8Yeah, it's true! Most people mistake Thor's Air Stream trailer in the sky for a big grey cloud with a silver lining. But no, Thor really is up there, probably watching you.
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5Well, that's not going to work. I'm totally grain-free!" She patted her bulging tummy. "Keto all the way, baby!" she teased back. He just stared at her. Miffed, he walked out.
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2But how to smuggle the food out was a problem. It wasn't like the chubby nudists had any pockets. The resplendent buffet was a virtual cornucopia of calories! Fat Freddy fingered