Finished Folds (421—440)
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5I HAVE FEELINGS TOO! YOU CRUSHED ME LAST NIGHT & FOR THAT I SHALL NEVER FORGIVE YOU! DON'T TRY TO FIND ME! -- Your Pillow". Darth Anony crumpled the note in fury. "I can't sleep
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5, " the principal whispered. "just between the 2 of us. And don't tell no one 'bout how I carry around JuicyJuice boxes neither, 'mkay?" Steve nodded & kept coloring. "Looky here!
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5, which was the norm, truth be told. Minutes later, laden with hot buttered popcorn & a grape Nehi, he cuddled back down into his furry seat & waited for the show to resume.
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3overwhelmed him, eeking into every pore & bodily crevice,saturating his brain & all of his senses. Time stood still while The Stench transformed him. He emerged, Odoriferous.
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6outta there, not even taking time to flush.I tried to stop the lady & her toddler from entering the Restroom Straight Out of Hell,but the kid kept pulling on her. "Peepee! Peepee!"
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5, fell backwards, hit his head on a giant boulder & bled out before anyone could do anything. "He never did find his magic raccoon, poor slob," Groot spoke softly. "Or his peace."
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6ief & wreak a little havoc in the next town over. We jumped into Hal's beat-up Chevy with a coupla 6-packs, full bladders & some water balloons. We were Trouble with a capital "T"!
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10ing...<yawn>...during....ZZzzzzzzhmufffzzzzzzzz...... I woke to the smell of burning jet fuel & scorched flesh. Whaa? I looked around. I was the lone survivor. This was my fault!
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6ng. For a while, order seemed to be restored & everyone sort of just settled in.That is, until ol' Peckerwood Cracker stood up, waved a chicken leg around & hollered: "FOOD FIGHT!"
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5& pink crocheted penis caps. There! They ought to feel empowered now. This will all blow over in a few days, this "Men's Rights Movement" or whatever it was. She giggled when
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6"NOW! NOW!" she screamed & cracked the whip. I flinched & started babbling gibberish. I tried to make myself sound Korean so I could get this over with & back to my bachelor party.
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6And so it eventually came to be. Peabody officially became a CTFU accountant, gaining status & prestige among his peers. "You can always count on ol' Peabody" said everyone.
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3wrong. I spelled it wrong & the principal confirmed that I spelled it wrong. But it felt so right, I politely asserted myself again. "I am sorry, but I believe I am correct."
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5, the yappy terrier, was standing, growling, salivating right behind him. Gingerbread Man was cornered! Buttons pounced, but instead of running, Gingerbread Man stood his ground.
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3e a conniption fit when he found out! He broke out in a cold sweat, thinking about the real horror Stephen King would inflict if he couldn't come up with the dough. Next, he called
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4And he was starting to feel all snuggly.
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3since I had my scheduled weigh-in at Weight-Watchers tomorrow, I resisted further noshing. I couldn't calculate how many calories were in human remains. Probably a lot.
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6The blonde said "I wanna be smart!" The brunette said "I wanna be blonde!" The redhead said "I wanna get the hell off this island!" So - ZAP! The Genie granted their wishes!
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4I tore away the veil. GASP! It was... No, it couldn't be. I looked more closely as the creature stood silently under my scrutiny. Oh God, it WAS! I stumbled back, wishing I'd never
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4Redrum! Redrum! REDRUM! REDRUMREDRUMREDRUMREDRUM!!! We woke from our reverie and ran into the maze.