Finished Folds (4921—4940)
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5What did THAT mean? A willing glutton for punishment, I had to then wondered if the black leather-bound toilet seat was coming on to me. So, I s-l-o-wly lifted the lid, trailing my
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4preliminaries at the Miss Universe Pageant. He, Miss India, was one damn fine-looking woman and the judges apparently thought his cigar-sized nose was the future definition of
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5There's a man goin' 'round takin' names, and he decides who to free and who to blame. Everybody won't be treated all the same. There'll be a golden ladder reachin' down, when the
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3I found him by the railroad track this morning. I could see that he was nearly dead. I knelt down beside him and I listened, just to hear the words the dying fellow said. He said
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2...the carnival of cakes, that is. And Heidi Prescott was at it again, vying for First Prize with what she called her "Vegan Nugent Cake." Beating the batter furiously,Heidi wanted
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4He trusted no one...not after all he'd gone through. Never, ever again would Little Optimus bring anything to Show and Tell. His Hubdergarten "friends" were such BEASTS!
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6, instead, Witch Hazel, for I'd come to the conclusion than no one else this side of Kathmandu could cure me. I feared my disease even more than I feared Witch Hazel, and I dragged
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5a distinct and gnawing hunger for human flesh, grilled with peppers, onions, and just a touch of tabasco. Consideration of others set aside, I accepted my invitation to attend
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4let's make sure we get this last shot right. OK everyone...places...and ACTION." I sighed and then sat back in the Director's chair as the cameras rolled. Ya know, I love my job.
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1Most people knew him as George Clooney (no cloos, get it?) and he was successful in hiding his true lobster self for the most part.One careless day, however, George's antenna stuck
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4Big Bob enquired about the property on the dead-end street. Why? Because he needed a new image, that's why.Big Bob wanted to attract a different type of woman. The Gothic apartment
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3Two hours later, a lovely pot of vegetable soup was simmering on her stove. Nothin' like piping hot soup on a cold winter's night. Mmmmmm.... Come and get some!
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7iated by such a small pooch.Time to get creative."Meet Bruno!" he said to his wife. Her eyes lit up at the sight of the gigantic slobbering mastiff. "BABY!" she cried. Poor puppy!
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5her grandchildren, who had been worried about her living alone. No need to worry now. Granny Smith patroled the streets now, just hoping some punk would try something. No one f'ed
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3He discovered that having schizophrenia had its advantages, however. He was never lonely, he mastered the art of intrapersonal communication & it was just flat out fun to mess with
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5The crow just caw-cawwed,but I understood that he was laughing at me."Don't you know?" he squawked. "You're one of US now!" I looked down and sure enough, black feathers covered me
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5seemed a distant memory right at that triumphant moment. 1-seat sat down and watched the Oompa Loompa band sweep the field with formations, flags, and a percussion section
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4and bletherie?Yer all gommerel, the lot of ye." Melody inadvertedly slipped into a bit o' Scottish brogue herself, which is what she always did when criticizing Tarantino.The movie
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2Mayo thought the stewardess lead him into the bathroom for...you know. So, imagine her surprise when he asked her if she liked miracle whip. She whimpered and stammered, "Lettuce
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5Still, we had no other way to estimate our national debt. Mr. the Operated called the hotline to the White House and offered the services of his students to Mr. President. "Why, uh