Finished Folds (5061—5080)
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7But Moby couldn't wait. (He was Moby Dick, after all.) He pushed me and my camera into the Chemical Brothers and there was quite a reaction.
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6wrestling in the corner and making odd noises. "Would this holiday nightmare ever end?" I asked my semi-conscious self, tossing & turning. What's that smell? Bacon? Waffles?
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6were beasts when they were in heat, though. They'd scratch at the door and purk forever or until you let them out to mate with other catpoodles waiting in the alley. His catpoodle
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5The other ob-gyns in the room turned and stared at the resident and wondered again how he made it through med school. "The vaginal cyst must be lanced immediately, otherwise she
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4roofie roofing. He would slip into someone's yard when they weren't looking and fix shingles, holes, anything wrong with their roofs...for free. He was the Robin Hood of Roofs.
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5It was too late.The bulldog died. Gut wrenching sobs wracked his being. But what he didn't know was that the bulldog's spirit left its body and possessed the TV set so that anytime
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4ool and then stood motionless for a moment, letting his profound and heartfelt words sink in.The audience broke into thunderous applause.The Star Trek Poetry Slam was underway.
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3rid of these cockroaches, one of which just crawled up my nose and lodged itself in my frontal lobe. I suddenly lost control of my memory, sexual behavior and judgement. Whipping
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3Farts in a closed elevator. Stomach cramps in a crowded theatre. Being interviewed by a person with bad breath. A butt itch during church. Ah, these are life's watershed moments.
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5I trudged up the fjord, ice and snow pelting my humped back as I bent my head against the howling wind. Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light.
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5ly to discover that he had croaked. Amphibian politics were evolving and soon,much to Heidi's chagrin, the prejudicial views began to grow legs.She cleared the frog from her throat
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6Have you ever noticed how many times the number 87 turns up? 87? No way. Yeah, it DOES. Pay attention and you'll soon realize that there is something special about the number 87.
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1That seemed like the only thing we could do, given the circumstances. It was imperative that we raise cucumber awareness and thus, The Great Big Cucumber Festival commenced.
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1." After that little incident, we nicknamed the Yeti "Vincent." Most people think Vincent cut off his own ear because of a broken heart, but now you know the true story. Vincent
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5theorists,who were pretty good customers, but always suspected that the snacks were actually healthy and nutritious. They all sat around munching and arguing, sputtering crumbs and
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2sin and sorrow. God understood, though. He tackled the number one Son to the ground and beat the bejesus out of him.Then a dove of peace ascended onto the number one Son's head and
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3your pants and zip up.Greg rarely thought about his global footprint or his bad habit of exposing himself.So let this story be a lesson to all of you readers right now. Never, ever
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5shrunk my bell-bottoms. I was no longer cool enough to go on tour with The Circuits. I went back home to my cat, thought about things for a while, and decided to start my own band.
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4pancake, struggling to be accepted by the other breakfast foods at the beach. Mostly, though, I wanted Flapjack to notice me, but Crepe Suzette was distracting him by rubbing syrup
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3d her on the "Recommended Reading" shelf for senior citizens. Although Tess was bound, she was also determined. She wanted Young Adults to check her out, not old geezers. She