Finished Folds (5081—5100)
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3makes sense given that..." the voice droned on ad infinitum, ad infinitum, ad infinitum. It was Rod Serling's voice and this...is the Twilight Zone. I snapped the TV off, disturbed
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4The rest of us just suspect we might have been sucked into FoldingStory for other dark and nebulous reasons. Puppets we are, hopelessly manipulated by alien hands, manatees, and
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13and my freshly laundered cotton curtains danced daintily in the breeze. So enthralled was I with their whimsical movement, I didn't notice the stampede until 49erFaithful whistled
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2out to dry on some driftwood. Indira surmised that either Rahula was running around without his loin cloth or he had been spotted by Ford Models and was now posing for GQ.
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4, dark and bloody ground. Many moons ago Native Americans referred to this land as "kaintuckee," but today it's simply known as "Thelma."
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3crystal chandeliers in my frontal cortex in hopes of lighting the dark recesses of my mind. I also installed deep red plush carpeting, a kitchen, a chef and Lou, the maitre d.
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4liked to keep abreast of such situations and, now thoroughly titillated, he made a thorough examination of the phenomena. Nipply laser beams suddenly blinded the professor
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3He chuckled. He kinda hoped they would. Nothin' finer than big tubers roasted over an open fire. Kurt basted his big tubers with a nice garlic peanut sauce and passed 'em around.
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3Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the end, however, he decided to let Vorgons be Vorgons.
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3and the mics picked up my ramblings. I was called to headquarters to explain my comments. My only comment was "No comment." I became a hermit then. I lived in an RV off of Hwy. 42.
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6game to jam. AAAAAGGGHHHH! Arduin threw it against the wall, tore all of her hair out, set the house on fire and ran screaming down the street.She was not playing with a full deck.
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7One night, though, in my dreams my mother appeared. She wanted to warn me against perpetuating my promiscious mammalian behaviors. She showed me a sign of what was to come if I
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4There was virtually no way out of this situation, so what else could I do except take off my pants and throw them into my virtual rose bushes. A black box appeared to cover my
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2said sharply. Or was it bluntly? Either way, the carriage driver took offense and left the angry, sharp, blunt, grim-faced doorman on the curbside, one finger in the air. Cranberry
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2number." Me & Mat cracked up, doubled over in laughter.The ugliest of the ugly Overloard dudes pressed the red button and just like that, Me & Mat tumbled into eternity, giggling
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2lay there for 25,000 years undisturbed.When the apocalypse happened, his remains were blown to Neptune and settled in a gully.He was still recognizable and his ID was in his pocket
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2Daddo, Jimmy told me thaa-aat Sss-aanta (gulp) iisn't for ree-eal. Tu-tell hu-him, Dadd-o... tttu-tell him th-hat's nuh-not tu-TRUE!
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6The white elephant gift exchange party at the office holiday party was an utter disaster. The problem started when Sven didn't understand the colloquialism and showed up with a
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4was handled by The Executor, who had masterminded James' demise while no one (tee-hee) was the wiser. A deceptively affable fellow, The Executor was popular among the Kiwanis
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2contemplatively,then examined his well-manicured hands. Lars replied,"I believe what you are saying is that you want me." I admitted it myself. I dug Swedish bass players. Lars was