Finished Folds (5081—5100)
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2sin and sorrow. God understood, though. He tackled the number one Son to the ground and beat the bejesus out of him.Then a dove of peace ascended onto the number one Son's head and
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3your pants and zip up.Greg rarely thought about his global footprint or his bad habit of exposing himself.So let this story be a lesson to all of you readers right now. Never, ever
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5shrunk my bell-bottoms. I was no longer cool enough to go on tour with The Circuits. I went back home to my cat, thought about things for a while, and decided to start my own band.
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4pancake, struggling to be accepted by the other breakfast foods at the beach. Mostly, though, I wanted Flapjack to notice me, but Crepe Suzette was distracting him by rubbing syrup
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3d her on the "Recommended Reading" shelf for senior citizens. Although Tess was bound, she was also determined. She wanted Young Adults to check her out, not old geezers. She
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3makes sense given that..." the voice droned on ad infinitum, ad infinitum, ad infinitum. It was Rod Serling's voice and this...is the Twilight Zone. I snapped the TV off, disturbed
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4The rest of us just suspect we might have been sucked into FoldingStory for other dark and nebulous reasons. Puppets we are, hopelessly manipulated by alien hands, manatees, and
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13and my freshly laundered cotton curtains danced daintily in the breeze. So enthralled was I with their whimsical movement, I didn't notice the stampede until 49erFaithful whistled
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2out to dry on some driftwood. Indira surmised that either Rahula was running around without his loin cloth or he had been spotted by Ford Models and was now posing for GQ.
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4, dark and bloody ground. Many moons ago Native Americans referred to this land as "kaintuckee," but today it's simply known as "Thelma."
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3crystal chandeliers in my frontal cortex in hopes of lighting the dark recesses of my mind. I also installed deep red plush carpeting, a kitchen, a chef and Lou, the maitre d.
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4liked to keep abreast of such situations and, now thoroughly titillated, he made a thorough examination of the phenomena. Nipply laser beams suddenly blinded the professor
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3He chuckled. He kinda hoped they would. Nothin' finer than big tubers roasted over an open fire. Kurt basted his big tubers with a nice garlic peanut sauce and passed 'em around.
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3Oh, he'd considered revenge alright. In the end, however, he decided to let Vorgons be Vorgons.
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3and the mics picked up my ramblings. I was called to headquarters to explain my comments. My only comment was "No comment." I became a hermit then. I lived in an RV off of Hwy. 42.
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6game to jam. AAAAAGGGHHHH! Arduin threw it against the wall, tore all of her hair out, set the house on fire and ran screaming down the street.She was not playing with a full deck.
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7One night, though, in my dreams my mother appeared. She wanted to warn me against perpetuating my promiscious mammalian behaviors. She showed me a sign of what was to come if I
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4There was virtually no way out of this situation, so what else could I do except take off my pants and throw them into my virtual rose bushes. A black box appeared to cover my
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2said sharply. Or was it bluntly? Either way, the carriage driver took offense and left the angry, sharp, blunt, grim-faced doorman on the curbside, one finger in the air. Cranberry
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2number." Me & Mat cracked up, doubled over in laughter.The ugliest of the ugly Overloard dudes pressed the red button and just like that, Me & Mat tumbled into eternity, giggling