Finished Folds (5041—5060)
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5was, for once, AWESOME! This year we were rapping about beans and butt fumes and going vegan. laughing and farting all over the place. Our school play literally stank, but we
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4en Satan himself grabbed him by the arms and pulled him down into the pits of hell. Sweating now, Bob looked around. There in the corner was Osama bin Laden and a thighmaster.
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4and even more pitiful than the wiley President Fat Kid. Santa was watching, of course, so the brats got nada on Xmas morning while I got a new pair of shoes AND a pink Furby.
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4Shihoo-hee-nanny-nanny...Shihoo-hee-ha-ha...The Bollywood Menagarie Rave was hot and brought the animal out in me. "Don't just stand there, GoatBoy...DANCE with me," I growled.
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3YOU are beyond words. What goes on in your mind to make you say such things? Do you have tapeworms in your brain? Or are you a tapeworm yourself? I'm DONE. Don't call me again.
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4port. Stars are so fu-fu-funnny... He wished he had some Lays potato chips. He wish he had even just one final lay. What a way to go....was his last thought before he drifted off
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2overcoming my schistoglossia and said I had hardly lisped at all during my main Gretsch scenes. The director seemed pleased that women found my cleft tongue sexy. The movie
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3feelings we had been feeling for the past two minutes or so. Raymond and I had it with the city, the voices, the disappearing residue. We jumped on our Vespa instead and headed for
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6Recognizing our violent tendencies, we all agreed to try a new hobby: virtual cow tipping. We'd gather every Friday night at Jim's house and everything started off great. But then
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4The Elite of the FoldingStory Leaderboard convened to discuss some troubling matters. On the agenda: (1) Non-compliance with the FS Rules and (2) the passive aggressive use of
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6a squirrel who'd darted out between two trees,but then it was gone. Doggone it! Agent Dog picked up the scent of Miawrinsky's swollen anal glands, pungently interesting. Sniffing
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3ond his head was turned,she tightened the bolts in his neck because,in fact, she wanted him to feel ashamed after all he'd done to her in Beijing. So now he could not move his neck
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5That just won't do it, Ted, no sirree. Make it 7." "7 it is, my good man," replied Walter,dolloping the loganberry in the lambic.They sipped. "Ahhh..." The tasting panel would be
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4Man: The Untold Story" (still unrated).They squared off, circling and eyeing each other's posture and mechanical pencils until one lunged forward with an encompassing thrust. Geome
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6enthusiasm she always did when trying haute cuisine."Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!" Queen Elizabeth hollered. Her people oohed.The sandwich yielded a three whoop designation from Bessie!
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4sometimes and hobos cry if they are feeling lonely.Mirror Ball Man's motivation was to teach hobos how to use the scent of hot dogs to emotionally decompress and expand their
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6a few words together to get to the end of the foldingstory, but she struggled to determine the story line and was blown to smithereens right in mid-sente
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4eet in my Dolly Parton wig. No one would every suspect someone who looked like me to swipe gutters. I only swiped the orange ones because they were the most valuable.
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2here for a looong time and watch the bouncing gummy bears while listening to The Grateful Dead. It was cool how I could sit and travel at the same time. Where to next? My eyes were
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5story muse. "Uh-huh," said the psychiatrist, steepling his fingers. "And you say this...this story folding thing is real...and these, uh, characters are, uh, real to you?" M80