Finished Folds (5041—5060)
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5Oh take off, hoser! Three french frys, two turtlenecks, and a beer. It was such an adventure spending Christmas with the McKenzie brothers. Meanwhile all the way in Mexico,
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3, for I am her son. When I was born and literally faced with not two but seven breasts from which to suckle, I was overwhelmed, not to mention overfed. My mother was a anomaly
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58-year-old Eddie Konitsky jumped the police barrier and onto the parade float, attempting to pull off Santa's beard. Witnesses state that Eddie cried 'LIAARRR!' during the assault
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53. "When you swing dance to Led Zepplin's Dazed and Confused."
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3was coveted by all at the Jungle Ballet, but Petunia the elephant had earned it.Bourree-ing across the floor in her Black Swan tutu,Petunia leaped into the waiting arms of Marmoset
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5was, for once, AWESOME! This year we were rapping about beans and butt fumes and going vegan. laughing and farting all over the place. Our school play literally stank, but we
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4en Satan himself grabbed him by the arms and pulled him down into the pits of hell. Sweating now, Bob looked around. There in the corner was Osama bin Laden and a thighmaster.
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4and even more pitiful than the wiley President Fat Kid. Santa was watching, of course, so the brats got nada on Xmas morning while I got a new pair of shoes AND a pink Furby.
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4Shihoo-hee-nanny-nanny...Shihoo-hee-ha-ha...The Bollywood Menagarie Rave was hot and brought the animal out in me. "Don't just stand there, GoatBoy...DANCE with me," I growled.
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3YOU are beyond words. What goes on in your mind to make you say such things? Do you have tapeworms in your brain? Or are you a tapeworm yourself? I'm DONE. Don't call me again.
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4port. Stars are so fu-fu-funnny... He wished he had some Lays potato chips. He wish he had even just one final lay. What a way to go....was his last thought before he drifted off
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2overcoming my schistoglossia and said I had hardly lisped at all during my main Gretsch scenes. The director seemed pleased that women found my cleft tongue sexy. The movie
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3feelings we had been feeling for the past two minutes or so. Raymond and I had it with the city, the voices, the disappearing residue. We jumped on our Vespa instead and headed for
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6Recognizing our violent tendencies, we all agreed to try a new hobby: virtual cow tipping. We'd gather every Friday night at Jim's house and everything started off great. But then
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4The Elite of the FoldingStory Leaderboard convened to discuss some troubling matters. On the agenda: (1) Non-compliance with the FS Rules and (2) the passive aggressive use of
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6a squirrel who'd darted out between two trees,but then it was gone. Doggone it! Agent Dog picked up the scent of Miawrinsky's swollen anal glands, pungently interesting. Sniffing
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3ond his head was turned,she tightened the bolts in his neck because,in fact, she wanted him to feel ashamed after all he'd done to her in Beijing. So now he could not move his neck
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5That just won't do it, Ted, no sirree. Make it 7." "7 it is, my good man," replied Walter,dolloping the loganberry in the lambic.They sipped. "Ahhh..." The tasting panel would be
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4Man: The Untold Story" (still unrated).They squared off, circling and eyeing each other's posture and mechanical pencils until one lunged forward with an encompassing thrust. Geome
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6enthusiasm she always did when trying haute cuisine."Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!" Queen Elizabeth hollered. Her people oohed.The sandwich yielded a three whoop designation from Bessie!