Finished Folds (5181—5200)
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6by drop-dead Chinese women (secret govt. agents) to discard their "Free Tibet" propoganda and hook up with them instead. One by one, the monks on the show succumbed, the "Monk Off"
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4his spiced nuts, turned back to the crowd and asked "You want a piece of me HUH?" Alton's "fruitcake" did appear superior to Giada's. Not to be outdone,Giada's doused her cake with
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3I'd picked up the kids late.I was able to go back later and pick them up early.Really, only one bad thing happened while I was time travelling in Vegas. I forgot that my old Aunt
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2, especially as he sat there naked on this porch, his laptop resting on his...lap, the cool breeze having caused some shrinkage. Bertie's penchance for melodrama was problematic.
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5"Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Chilly B, and I'm a sure-fire, full-blooded, house-rockin Jam On Production MC..." The delusional 80s meme broke into breakdancing then.
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3a. The Ultimate Boxing-at-Sea Federation made sure the requiem sharks had the best view. Arthur sensed something happening behind his back and turned. Lance grinned menacingly.
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6Landing on the sidewalk with a thump,Det.Manatee thought he'd lost the lagostomatic lint trap.But then he spotted a wisp of lavender fluff clinging to a bush across the street. Aha
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5.The crette de coq was next. I chewed, and chewed...and chewed some more. Merde! What was wrong with Francois today? Uttering French curses, I made my way back to the kitchen.
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10"Wow, what's THIS?" The taste tester's eyes lit up as he took another bite. Product developers at McDonald's knew they had a hit on their hands when they created the Tripe Burger.
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4It was the final round of the gurning competition. Peter and Hans stared at each other expressionessly from across the room. The crowd was tense and anxious as Peter went first.
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2Waldo Kitty burst through the doors just in the nick of time, fur flying, claws swiping the evil one across his face, scarring him forever. Waldo snatched Hello Kitty from the cage
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2,which was bothersome at first, but then the children did what children do when they aren't watching TV or on the internet: they got creative. They took the alphabet and built a
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3poor eating habits.Thus, the first Diversity Awareness Marathon was organized to allow people of all walks of life to run together in peace and harmony,raise money,and lose weight.
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3"Bow wow yay yippy yo yippy yay, bow wow yippy yo yippy yay. I love Scrabble!" as he pushed the last letter into place with his paw. The sheltie looked up longingly at his master
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5, sucked several swirly salamandars, stuffing sage sausage sideways. Tiddler tasted two toasted twatsters. Uma umbibed underlings ubiquitously. Velma vittled Velveeta vandalays.
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5was much more adventurous in the bedroom. She waited, writhing patiently, for Hubert to "get his tool." He came back wearing his leopard skin Speedos and a chain saw. "Ready?"
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3and I instinctively sensed that the world I was observing would soon be no more. Taking a deep breath, I picked up the sweet scent of night-blooming violets...and something else.
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4then looked down,embarrassed because she had no assets.An unfortunate accident in the pretty nurse's youth resulted in her lack of gluteus maximus. He didn't know this, of course,
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4make a living, seeing as how he could not seem to pass high school. Oh, he would press on with his ironing service. He would prove to all of his teachers that he could be a success
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3"...have this wish I wish tonight." As Ashley glanced once more at the twinkling stars, she felt that this year (for sure) she would get a ring from Brad on Christmas Eve.