Finished Folds (5261—5280)
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5toothed tiger, malnourished because of what was going on in the shed next door and so Luke and his tiger built a bonfire continuing the run on sentence, the comma splice was edible
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4and I'll be durned if he was going to do it upside down now. Not when he just figured out which way was up. The downside to all of this, of course, was that she had upped the ante
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5rectify the problem. An oversight in the cloning recipe resulted in a genetic defect, though, and OtherhimIV was not only unable to rap, he didn't have any rhythm either.Ultimately
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4But ultimately the scales tipped in my favor, as it was discovered that Sandy Cheeks (his squirrelfriend) was allergic to shellfish. She preferred me! I cod have danced all night.
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6build the Candy House. After all, child labor laws were non-existant in the Enchanted Forest. So Hansel and Gretel got busy while the Oompa Loompas sulked nearby. Hansel and Gretel
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2Rushing into the stall with utmost urgency, I then sat there, constipated. My vowel movement was sluggish. A...plop...E...plop...I...plop, plop... I grunted. O and U came out
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4un, knowing that unless I got 4,000 "Likes" on my posts each and every day, my boss would shoot me. Literally. No wonder I drank so much. I needed something more.
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5On the 3rd Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me THREE French Maids, TWO Tauntaun sleeping bags and a robot vaccum from the Sharper Image.
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3the other...stuff. MoralEnd got a tip from the mysterious Slim Whitman, who had discovered that KieferSkunk (that skunk!) was a double agent and has masterminded the entire plot.
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4like emaciated colts. Sure enough, Lindsey Lohan had busted her car right on to the set of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. TRHoBH welcomed her to the cast and then promptly
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3The officer took Mother Rucker's sucker from her weary lips and let her go. HE was the sucker, because as soon as Mother Rucker pulled her 18-wheeler back onto the interstate,
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4Uh-oh. He looked down. The crabs! Those bar wenches! Couldn't trust 'em! *World A* Patrick sat there at the meeting, trying his best not to scratch, while "World B" Patrog applied
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4kisses. I liked older women. I was surprised when I snuck up behind the two blue hairs sitting in Row G of the darkened theatre,that they had been waiting for me."Come here, dearie
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1. My myelin sheath was the first to go, which slowed my oligodendrocytes, thus nullifying the astocytes. I began babbling incoherently (as opposed to my usual coherent babbling).
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5"Okey-dokie." Just then the Crimson Tide came barreling down the highway, driving Model-Ts and waving to passersby. The fireman and the operator stopped what they were doing and
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6"My name is Reverend Billy Graham and did you know the Lord loves you just as you are?" Rev. Graham smiled at the scumbag. "Ain' nobuddy love me," he whispered, as tears welled up
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3, but all they could really do was jut out their chins. The Quadriplegics parked their chariots behind the garage and conferred about what to do about the Gimps. Bob suggested
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1. The vampire children tackled Story Lady to the library floor and, well, that was the end of Storytime at Transylvania Public Library. The lack of educational activities for kids
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4overs Anonymous and was the president of the local MBLA chapter, in fact. Disgusting was what he really was and we hated inviting him over for family dinners,but mom said we had to
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3and goes sumpin' like dis: It's a green land, yo, it's a mean land, yo-a oh-a, nobuddy care no more, it's a wasteland, yo-a, oh-a..." Woody-J was his name and rapping for