Finished Folds (5261—5280)
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2Rushing into the stall with utmost urgency, I then sat there, constipated. My vowel movement was sluggish. A...plop...E...plop...I...plop, plop... I grunted. O and U came out
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4un, knowing that unless I got 4,000 "Likes" on my posts each and every day, my boss would shoot me. Literally. No wonder I drank so much. I needed something more.
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5On the 3rd Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me THREE French Maids, TWO Tauntaun sleeping bags and a robot vaccum from the Sharper Image.
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3the other...stuff. MoralEnd got a tip from the mysterious Slim Whitman, who had discovered that KieferSkunk (that skunk!) was a double agent and has masterminded the entire plot.
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4like emaciated colts. Sure enough, Lindsey Lohan had busted her car right on to the set of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. TRHoBH welcomed her to the cast and then promptly
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3The officer took Mother Rucker's sucker from her weary lips and let her go. HE was the sucker, because as soon as Mother Rucker pulled her 18-wheeler back onto the interstate,
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4Uh-oh. He looked down. The crabs! Those bar wenches! Couldn't trust 'em! *World A* Patrick sat there at the meeting, trying his best not to scratch, while "World B" Patrog applied
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4kisses. I liked older women. I was surprised when I snuck up behind the two blue hairs sitting in Row G of the darkened theatre,that they had been waiting for me."Come here, dearie
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1. My myelin sheath was the first to go, which slowed my oligodendrocytes, thus nullifying the astocytes. I began babbling incoherently (as opposed to my usual coherent babbling).
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5"Okey-dokie." Just then the Crimson Tide came barreling down the highway, driving Model-Ts and waving to passersby. The fireman and the operator stopped what they were doing and
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6"My name is Reverend Billy Graham and did you know the Lord loves you just as you are?" Rev. Graham smiled at the scumbag. "Ain' nobuddy love me," he whispered, as tears welled up
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3, but all they could really do was jut out their chins. The Quadriplegics parked their chariots behind the garage and conferred about what to do about the Gimps. Bob suggested
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1. The vampire children tackled Story Lady to the library floor and, well, that was the end of Storytime at Transylvania Public Library. The lack of educational activities for kids
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4overs Anonymous and was the president of the local MBLA chapter, in fact. Disgusting was what he really was and we hated inviting him over for family dinners,but mom said we had to
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3and goes sumpin' like dis: It's a green land, yo, it's a mean land, yo-a oh-a, nobuddy care no more, it's a wasteland, yo-a, oh-a..." Woody-J was his name and rapping for
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3naked too and whipped out his toenail clipper to bring down the jet safely. Nudist Airways had some 'splainin' to do to their passengers. Naked Sikh saved the naked Punjabi damsel,
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2ys suspected: they were closet clowns. Peering at the couple through an open window of their colorful RV, Jimmy Puffins watched the couple applying white paint on each others' face
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5I have a great idea for a business for anyone who is unemployed. I call it "The Erotic Soup Company" and all you need is a hotplate, a pot, water, a spoon, and a street corner.
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3Screaming children aside,I actually liked the Penguin Planet,which filled a niche in the market by doubling as a jungle gym for the kids and a bar for us parents. Draining my glass
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6was Marilyn Monroe's granddaughter.The travel agent told us we'd have a great "time" when we visited Stonehenge, but I never expected this.Changing history was fun! All I had to do