Finished Folds (5281—5300)
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6Andouille and Boudin were glad they'd discovered each other. "Shhhh....here comes the kielbassa," sizzled Andouille. Kielbassa was a cruel and pungent sausage, purported to
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5you've reached STEP 13, as this is only a 12-STEP Program. If you are successful in adhering to all 12 Steps for a period of one year (or 10,000 folds, whichever comes first),
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1past and into the future, where time kept on slipping, slipping, slipping. He wanted to fly like an eagle, to the sea. The newly appointed Father Time had responsibilities, however
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4grey-green greasy Limpopo River Race. The He-Man was feeling just so-so about his chances, however. Still, it was indeed a special journey he had to attempt. He had promised his
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2offered to tutor me (oh yeahhh) during office hours. I showed up early. Prof. Kitty smiled at my eagerness to learn and bent over the desk to show me regression and curve-fitting
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4ckpot until we discovered Oyster-Tang sauce. We slathered it on everything we sold and people couldn't get enough. They asked us for the recipe and we politely refused because
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4I recalled fleetingly that my teachers often commented that I was a head of my time and now, glancing around my gruesome surroundings, I thought maybe they were right. Madame
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7"Wow, so maybe there is such thing as love at first sight," he mused, happily picking at his mustache. He called her back at 6:47 and proposed. She said yes. They eloped to Vegas
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3Except for their flight attendants. Why British Airways hired down-and-out Shakespearian actors to serve First Class, he couldn't imagine. A simple request for a blanket became
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8My in-laws didn't buy it, though, and showed up on Christmas Eve anyway, just as I'd donned my red velvet Victoria's Secret bustier and fishnets. I wanted to surprise my husband,
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4budomsome folds and follow me. But he didn't listen and instead sat there day in and day out in his fetid flannel pajamas and dark apartment, folding stories. His beard grew and
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4he was not willing to share her blood with anyone, or anything.Thirsty, oh so thirsty he was and his mouth watered in anticipation of her lovely ivory column of flesh.She relented.
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4shoes! "Dance, Peter Pan, DANCE!" the gravelly voice from behind the bar spoke. Captain Hook! His feet now ignited, Peter Pan was forced to comply, doing a quickstep across the
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1I lollygagged then, right there in the mud that I loved, fantasizing self-indulgently about the headlocks I'd put on the Javan rhinoceros, the stinger splash on an amur tiger, and
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1I did when I married you!" He was strangely flattered at her references to reet pleats, so he brushed Linda's threatening tone aside. "Oh, posh!" he twittered, pushing her cart
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8why is it that I cannot stop asking questions?Can anyone tell me what is wrong?Do you know the way to San Jose? Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?Will you please do something?
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3there in my pants, I suddenly realized the cops had shown up with a noise ordinance complaint. Because the loud party was happening in my pants, however, they couldn't very easily
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1rogynous. I mean, have any of you ever actually seen "Mrs." Claus? The real one? And you know how Santa is often described as "jolly", right? That's code for
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5retractable,so I pulled them in and swung my upper left tentacle around to encircle Tyson's head and then I SQUEEEEEZED, crushing his skull.But instead of brains and blood emerging
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1nipples, which temporarily distracts me from my pain. I wrack my brain, still unable to understand why he would chose her over me. I decided to pay her a little visit to find out.