Finished Folds (5281—5300)
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3naked too and whipped out his toenail clipper to bring down the jet safely. Nudist Airways had some 'splainin' to do to their passengers. Naked Sikh saved the naked Punjabi damsel,
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2ys suspected: they were closet clowns. Peering at the couple through an open window of their colorful RV, Jimmy Puffins watched the couple applying white paint on each others' face
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5I have a great idea for a business for anyone who is unemployed. I call it "The Erotic Soup Company" and all you need is a hotplate, a pot, water, a spoon, and a street corner.
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3Screaming children aside,I actually liked the Penguin Planet,which filled a niche in the market by doubling as a jungle gym for the kids and a bar for us parents. Draining my glass
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6was Marilyn Monroe's granddaughter.The travel agent told us we'd have a great "time" when we visited Stonehenge, but I never expected this.Changing history was fun! All I had to do
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6Andouille and Boudin were glad they'd discovered each other. "Shhhh....here comes the kielbassa," sizzled Andouille. Kielbassa was a cruel and pungent sausage, purported to
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5you've reached STEP 13, as this is only a 12-STEP Program. If you are successful in adhering to all 12 Steps for a period of one year (or 10,000 folds, whichever comes first),
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1past and into the future, where time kept on slipping, slipping, slipping. He wanted to fly like an eagle, to the sea. The newly appointed Father Time had responsibilities, however
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4grey-green greasy Limpopo River Race. The He-Man was feeling just so-so about his chances, however. Still, it was indeed a special journey he had to attempt. He had promised his
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2offered to tutor me (oh yeahhh) during office hours. I showed up early. Prof. Kitty smiled at my eagerness to learn and bent over the desk to show me regression and curve-fitting
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4ckpot until we discovered Oyster-Tang sauce. We slathered it on everything we sold and people couldn't get enough. They asked us for the recipe and we politely refused because
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4I recalled fleetingly that my teachers often commented that I was a head of my time and now, glancing around my gruesome surroundings, I thought maybe they were right. Madame
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7"Wow, so maybe there is such thing as love at first sight," he mused, happily picking at his mustache. He called her back at 6:47 and proposed. She said yes. They eloped to Vegas
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3Except for their flight attendants. Why British Airways hired down-and-out Shakespearian actors to serve First Class, he couldn't imagine. A simple request for a blanket became
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8My in-laws didn't buy it, though, and showed up on Christmas Eve anyway, just as I'd donned my red velvet Victoria's Secret bustier and fishnets. I wanted to surprise my husband,
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4budomsome folds and follow me. But he didn't listen and instead sat there day in and day out in his fetid flannel pajamas and dark apartment, folding stories. His beard grew and
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4he was not willing to share her blood with anyone, or anything.Thirsty, oh so thirsty he was and his mouth watered in anticipation of her lovely ivory column of flesh.She relented.
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4shoes! "Dance, Peter Pan, DANCE!" the gravelly voice from behind the bar spoke. Captain Hook! His feet now ignited, Peter Pan was forced to comply, doing a quickstep across the
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1I lollygagged then, right there in the mud that I loved, fantasizing self-indulgently about the headlocks I'd put on the Javan rhinoceros, the stinger splash on an amur tiger, and
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1I did when I married you!" He was strangely flattered at her references to reet pleats, so he brushed Linda's threatening tone aside. "Oh, posh!" he twittered, pushing her cart