Finished Folds (5301—5320)
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3support my desire for our home to become a Whorgonian rescue shelter (God love her) and within weeks,the neighbors called the cops on us at least a dozen times.It was fun! Whorigon
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9included dirt, rocks, and weeds,although the magic of Prodder's Every Flavor Beanies was in what you THOUGHT about while eating them. If you ate one and thought of a cat, it tasted
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5Yeah, well, that was MY ass you kicked, but since you are a 49'er fan, you are forgiven. Making friends on FoldingStory means you are getting psychologically naked with strangers.
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7the worst paper of her life, just as an excuse to visit Prof Humita during his office hours so she could ask him for some "help." She found him hunched over his computer,
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3it's best to remain naive, believing in unicorns, Santa Claus, and the inherent goodness of humankind. Here, take these rose-colored glasses and be on your way! If everyone would
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3,crazed by the scent of amniotic fluid and the moaning mother-to-be, were almost impossible to control. "Mush! Mush!" he cried, as Iditarod competitors passed them.He never should
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7"Um...and yes, this is indeed the most effective way to eliminate stubborn cellulite," Mr. Blakeney shouted. "Recent studies confirm that when repeated blows to the buttocks are ad
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4Don't run with those scissors, though. SIXTY-TWO! Also, don't spill your milk and cry. SIXTY-THREE! The purple stuffed worm apparently had maternal instincts.
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4"Nahhh," Fred cackled."Too poetic. And what's that bit about the sun going down?"The residents at Gardenside Assisted Living Center were trying to come up with a vision statement
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1l lookalikes came lumbering down the avenue. I really should not have smoked that...whatever it was..with Doogie. Abandoning my Clearasil stand, I hopped up on Queen Latifah's hump
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4German prostitute, at least not this moment. I set my pop-up blocker, but by then my malware sirens had already gone off. Within moments, my monitor went blue. Merle Haggard's song
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3a fashion statement they wanted to make, but a fashion QUESTION. They became known in the French Underground as Heurt Mode, loosely translated as "Clashing Fashion". Soon, wearing
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4across Granola Girl's throat. "Anyone else?" cried Cap'n Crunch. Silently, the Cereal Killers filed out of the cupboard, not one of them daring to question their assignments.
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3particularly coordinated, but their plucky spirits and pastel colors were appealing."Giddyap," screamed Boy George, but the Little Ponies' modified Slinky legs crumpled again, thro
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9she-crab soup and shrimp and grits and outrageously delicious cocktails are served?" Zagat's relented and sent their intern to POOGAN'S PORCH in Charleston, SC (shameless plug).
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2doing the chicken dance,if you know what I mean.I could have stopped him,but watching John Stossel flap his wings and hands around was uber-entertaining.Fox fired him the next day.
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10Now, boys and girls, this is to be a nice, clean story, do you hear? No lewd references to body parts, no toilet humor, no crude or sexual words will be tolerated.
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2But edgy is as edgy does and soon the edgy series on DVD sold out.The producers did a follow-up series called "Pushing the Envelope: Untold Stories of Postal Workers" and it also
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4little too late, by five gorgeous British female pop stars named Posh, Ginger, Scary, Sporty, and Baby Spice. Their powerful voices carried him joyfully across the horizon.
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6the wax candle to light at her gravesite, wax I had cleaned from my very own ears! She'll love that. Mom always did like homey little touches. Meanwhile, back at the ranch,