Finished Folds (5341—5360)
-
5is meiwei." I looked at the picture of Combo # 2. Hmmm...nasi lemak with a side of rendang. "OK, I'll try that," I pointed. The Malaysian child slave nodded in approval and
-
6Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. I mean, any excuse to get outta here was a good one. Ever since Fred Rogers died, the HOA fees skyrocketed and the train to the Land of Make-Believe
-
3to regain some land mass. Our actions did not endear us to Canada, but since when did we care about invading other countries? Newfoundland was superior to Texas anyway in so many
-
3God, he loved coming to these Star Trek conventions! The Hasbro-sponsored Happy Hours were the best! He grinned drunkenly at Marla Aster, who obviously dug him. "Beam me
-
4the horse to slow him down."Whoa, Nellie, whooooa," he crooned, while animal activists looked on, seething in rage. Now distracted from the real reason he was even there, he pulled
-
2finger with the wedding ring of his that I had hidden in my pocket would have to be buried. Magda would not understand. She was far too innocent for the likes of me, exactly what
-
4and the last word of every sentence was _______. Nouns and direct objects were the hardest hit, but not prepositions because everyone knows you don't end a sentence with a ______.
-
5chemical. Lt. Bryan handed me a Windex bottle, filled with poison, or so he thought. Instead, he grabbed the wrong one, the one with Miracle Grow. As I sprayed the killer daisy, it
-
2That little ritual ought to keep him preoccupied for a while.Sure enough, there sat Jerry, peering into his zip lock bags, muttering colors to himself. Our work was not yet done
-
4your very, very, very, very best, best, best, best, best one, you'll never, ever, ever see daylight ever, ever again. Do you understand me? Do you? Well, do you? Geekman handed him
-
8And don't even get me started on explaining Mountain Dew. Yes, Michelle Obama's ban on carbonated beverages had everyone on edge. I began covert negotiations with PepsiCo
-
3: a bright red pair of wooden shoes! She clattered down the cobblestone streets in search of a little Dutch girl who would love her and would wear her with pride. But when the
-
4Our entire family is sick, I tell ya. And we STINK...my gawd, do we stink! Dr. Phil, I'm beggin' you, puh-leeeze do something here...anything! Otherwise, how am I ever gonna
-
4nose hair clipper features of the Swiss army knife and informed us of the gift-with-purchase bonus: a handy-dandy eye booger remover, all for the low, low price of $9.95. I bought
-
5maneuver failed miserably. So much for Blob Training. Still, I morbidly admired the tendril flowers and the jewelry box stuck in the middle of the large wet hole, which appeared to
-
2shake his head and repeat over and over, "Johnny B. Goode, Johnny B. Goode." The animatronics were rendered useless by the rain and all hope was lost, or so it seemed...until...
-
1You see, Roger wasn't potty trained yet, even though he was approaching 30 years old.I busted my rearend for months to buy my Tempurpedic and there was no way I was gonna let Roger
-
2and, using his noodle, pushed against the side of the simmering broth pot so that he could swirl around and around amongst the turnips as he watched Starr sink to the bottom. Udon
-
4woontash and a splash of kriper."I'm making this more difficult than it needs to be," he thought to himself. Approaching the Jedi Hand, he stuck his own out and said, "Howdy!" Jedi
-
2hadn't even made out my last will and testament yet, mainly because I couldn't decide to whom I should leave my golden harmonica. Just thinking about my harmonica calmed me