Finished Folds (5341—5360)
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2chewed thoughtfully on my pickle, wondering what extremes I'd have to go to to rid myself of my earworms once and for all. All out of options, I simply started banging my head
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2's wiley tactics. Wrapping the cheap plastic contraption around my finger, I inserted it, careful not to disturb the neurometricbiofeedback nods protruding from her head. Hope this
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5tose lapdance. A video of Warden Hedgehog doing his thang went viral on YouTube and he was suspended from the force indefinitely...and it wasn't even his fault. See what happens?
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2turn of events. Aunt Martha admonished him about his language, then examined the alien hatchling. "Why, he looks a lot like your Uncle Steve!" she cried. Now suspicious of Tupoc,
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2dlefop, ain iron criggle, and 14 juggerputs.Timmy hypnotized his sister and began the operation. A nip here, a tuck there, and a few strategically placed juggerputs and voila
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5is meiwei." I looked at the picture of Combo # 2. Hmmm...nasi lemak with a side of rendang. "OK, I'll try that," I pointed. The Malaysian child slave nodded in approval and
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6Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. I mean, any excuse to get outta here was a good one. Ever since Fred Rogers died, the HOA fees skyrocketed and the train to the Land of Make-Believe
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3to regain some land mass. Our actions did not endear us to Canada, but since when did we care about invading other countries? Newfoundland was superior to Texas anyway in so many
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3God, he loved coming to these Star Trek conventions! The Hasbro-sponsored Happy Hours were the best! He grinned drunkenly at Marla Aster, who obviously dug him. "Beam me
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4the horse to slow him down."Whoa, Nellie, whooooa," he crooned, while animal activists looked on, seething in rage. Now distracted from the real reason he was even there, he pulled
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2finger with the wedding ring of his that I had hidden in my pocket would have to be buried. Magda would not understand. She was far too innocent for the likes of me, exactly what
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4and the last word of every sentence was _______. Nouns and direct objects were the hardest hit, but not prepositions because everyone knows you don't end a sentence with a ______.
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5chemical. Lt. Bryan handed me a Windex bottle, filled with poison, or so he thought. Instead, he grabbed the wrong one, the one with Miracle Grow. As I sprayed the killer daisy, it
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2That little ritual ought to keep him preoccupied for a while.Sure enough, there sat Jerry, peering into his zip lock bags, muttering colors to himself. Our work was not yet done
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4your very, very, very, very best, best, best, best, best one, you'll never, ever, ever see daylight ever, ever again. Do you understand me? Do you? Well, do you? Geekman handed him
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8And don't even get me started on explaining Mountain Dew. Yes, Michelle Obama's ban on carbonated beverages had everyone on edge. I began covert negotiations with PepsiCo
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3: a bright red pair of wooden shoes! She clattered down the cobblestone streets in search of a little Dutch girl who would love her and would wear her with pride. But when the
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4Our entire family is sick, I tell ya. And we STINK...my gawd, do we stink! Dr. Phil, I'm beggin' you, puh-leeeze do something here...anything! Otherwise, how am I ever gonna
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4nose hair clipper features of the Swiss army knife and informed us of the gift-with-purchase bonus: a handy-dandy eye booger remover, all for the low, low price of $9.95. I bought
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5maneuver failed miserably. So much for Blob Training. Still, I morbidly admired the tendril flowers and the jewelry box stuck in the middle of the large wet hole, which appeared to