Finished Folds (5361—5380)
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2shake his head and repeat over and over, "Johnny B. Goode, Johnny B. Goode." The animatronics were rendered useless by the rain and all hope was lost, or so it seemed...until...
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1You see, Roger wasn't potty trained yet, even though he was approaching 30 years old.I busted my rearend for months to buy my Tempurpedic and there was no way I was gonna let Roger
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2and, using his noodle, pushed against the side of the simmering broth pot so that he could swirl around and around amongst the turnips as he watched Starr sink to the bottom. Udon
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4woontash and a splash of kriper."I'm making this more difficult than it needs to be," he thought to himself. Approaching the Jedi Hand, he stuck his own out and said, "Howdy!" Jedi
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2hadn't even made out my last will and testament yet, mainly because I couldn't decide to whom I should leave my golden harmonica. Just thinking about my harmonica calmed me
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5This story I am about to tell you is not funny, so don't laugh when you read it. No matter how bizarre or unrealistic the details may seem, I assure you it is absolutely true.
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5handled by his agent, Geppetto, as well as he should have been. He felt stiff and unnatural...wooden-ish. Truth be told, he didn't want to do the show in Uganda in the first place,
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3without a muffler drove through the neighborhood and woke him up. Pete realized that he had been having a sex dream about Elaine's mother, MRS. Robinson. Strains of The Sound of
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4tions, Mr. Jones," a throaty voice floated above him. "Now tell us what you did with Agent Barbie. And don't tell us you don't know what we're talking about!" I must have hesitated
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4Apparently so, because there they stood, with expectant looks on their faces and hands outstretched. OK, she thought, I can play this game too. She pasted on a smile and then
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5babushka man traveled in a handbasket and asked the bartender for directions. Who stole second base?" I shot back, a petulant tone added for emphasis. My genius sister didn't
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3, wondering in my semi-consciousness why I was here, what it was all about, and what I was supposed to do next. I did what any normal depressed person would do: I fell asleep and
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2eez-Whiz does this to children sometimes," she explained. "They get gaseous and cranky and when that happens, there is really only one course of action." Supernanny stuffed the
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4seven months at least! I was still small enough to hide and I ducked behind her ovary just in time to evade the coat hanger. Well, I know when I'm not wanted. So I planted myself i
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4lurked behind the litter box. "Here Kitty, Kitty..." What happened next was surreal. I found myself in a Pea Green boat with Jo and The Owl. Owl held a dagger to my throat and said
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3Poor puppy. So misunderstood. Big brown eyes and little wet nose. This was no monster dog, Penelope decided, bending down to scratch him behind the ears. Professor screamed, "Noooo
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7ary Position Impossible." The middle-age boomers were next...sucked into the blue dwarf like dust into a Hoover vacuum cleaner. The MotherDwarfShip disappeared then into the sky
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2Nothing relieved the agony! Ah, the AGONY! Jack and Jill ran back up the hill to fetch another pail of water. This was getting tiring. Jack, the clumsy oaf
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5was inane. Lydia's phenomenological approach to life frightened men off. That is, until she met Jeremy. He could point to the sky and say "Blue" and she'd understand that he meant
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5and shoved his (my) head facedown on the glass surface, pushed the Start button. As he (I) screamed, the eeries green glow of the copy machine scanned his (my) features, creating a