Finished Folds (5321—5340)
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2Tristan decided it was out of respect for revenge, although he was also thirsty. After chugging a bottle of Scotch, Tristan got his first SpecOps assignment: to annihilate
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4"You suck," said Jennings. "No, you do," retaliated Darrow. The debate went downhill from there. They were both quiet for a moment, then Clarence Darrow let it rip. Evolution
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3to prove to her that Billie Jean was not his lover, that she was just this girl that claimed he was the one. He also needed his sequined glove back. Jo would do anything for him if
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7: People About Booze Sold to Teens. See?? And it was also a little known fact that if you drank Rolling Rock upside down from a tree, you'd say things backwards. A conspiracy
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6pick me up dockside (he was also owned a taxi). "No can do, bud," he replied. "I can't go anywhere near the Portsmouth Garlic Festival, remember? I'm a vampire." I had forgotten
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5I got 399 freakin' points!!!!!!!
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2There? No,not there. Here? No, not here.That? No, that's my rubber chicken. Dr. Dre's hands kept searching his pants pockets for his pills. He didn't find them, but relief came
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3, a state I semi-recognized as "Noaming." My uncle was also critical of all that postmodern mumbo-jumbo. "Ya call a spade a spade," he'd frequently shout at dinner, chicken spittle
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5my blue blankie I had tied to my mic stand (ala Steven Tyler). Mommy helped me up on the stool. I started my set with a blistering rendition of "Crazy Train." Ai-Ai-Ai. My diaper
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7Ah, gotta love small town politics, dontcha? The letter was printed on the front page of the paper.The next day, Sgt. Heymon discovered that "someone" had run his pink boxer shorts
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4You know what I think? I think we are folding stories with some famous people, that's what. I think some people on this FoldingStory site are acting all normal, when in fact, they
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6Suzan was the worst Superpassword contestant ever and she had to be HIS partner! Maybe it had something to do with the fact that she was Swedish and couldn't speak French very well
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3Oh man! ExpressScripts screwed up again! Protosoul was tired of dealing with them and swallowed the lone pill anyway. Sure enough, within minutes he was feeling bitter and ready to
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3The next morning, Laura stuck the fortune in my cereal bowl to remind me that "This is the day you will meet your Maker" and we laughed over it again. I promised I'd be careful and
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6"Times up!" Then the Rolex exploded in my face. That bitch! I had plenty of time to think about how to retaliate while I was cooped up at the VA recovering. My ex-wife was gonna
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2chewed thoughtfully on my pickle, wondering what extremes I'd have to go to to rid myself of my earworms once and for all. All out of options, I simply started banging my head
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2's wiley tactics. Wrapping the cheap plastic contraption around my finger, I inserted it, careful not to disturb the neurometricbiofeedback nods protruding from her head. Hope this
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5tose lapdance. A video of Warden Hedgehog doing his thang went viral on YouTube and he was suspended from the force indefinitely...and it wasn't even his fault. See what happens?
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2turn of events. Aunt Martha admonished him about his language, then examined the alien hatchling. "Why, he looks a lot like your Uncle Steve!" she cried. Now suspicious of Tupoc,
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2dlefop, ain iron criggle, and 14 juggerputs.Timmy hypnotized his sister and began the operation. A nip here, a tuck there, and a few strategically placed juggerputs and voila