Finished Folds (5381—5400)
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5I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
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5I heard it before I saw it. And I felt the chill of the shadow pass over me just before I turned and encountered Stevie Nicks. She wanted leather and I wanted lace. She shoved me
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5and set up my Febreze stand right there. The villagers liked "Honeysuckle Hibiscus" best of all and I sold out in less than an hour. Gorilla mating season was when I made the most
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3his pace (and her fanny pack) and started bounding up the steps of the Mayan temple.Sure enough, Annie's eyes looked otherworldly. She looked through him, not at him. Howard
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2was an equal opportunity employer. He didn't discriminate on the basis of gender, race, socioeconomic status, religion, sexual orientation, or age. El Santa belonged to the Chamber
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5Being an OB-GYN provides many interesting opportunities most people could not ever imagine. For example, just the other day, one of my patients named her baby "Placenta." No lie.
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5Mr. Black just stared back, blankly. Then it hit him! "OKOKOKOKOK...I got it now: Titanic Turns To Titicaca." He arched his eyebrows and winked back at Dr. Red, daring him
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410 minutes later he changed his mind about what he was doing to himself. He was not only torturing his body, but his self-esteem was shot to hell. O'Reilly could kiss his own fat
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4hooker, and I was not ashamed of that fact. Technically, I was here on government business. I was a restaurant inspector and the Brothel Bakery sold the best buns in town. Teri was
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3Magda droned, mascara smeared down her wrinkled cheek.His thirst now quenched, he slid off the bar stool and headed back to the Tropicana, bumping his hump against the goddess
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4y and if anything I'm 10 pounds underweight. No, it is definitely Skinny Thursday and I am in San Diego. I shook my head to clear the confusion. Someone was obviously messin' with
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3ete dance for six months and all for naught. Producers underestimated the creativity of politicians, the senator thought to himself. "I know...a rap machete dance...yeah, that's it
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7I sipped my tomato soup thoughtfully and peered out the window at the darkened street,comforted in knowing that all I held dear was ensconsed on our snug brick house on Elm Street.
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9He came to in heaven, where God was standing over him. "Well done, good and faithful servant," God boomed. Well, now, this was a conundrum, since he was an avowed atheist.
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2ed to see if the cannabis would sprout under my arms. If this worked, I wouldn't have to worry about financing my experiments. Cannibalm was disguised as antiperspirant and it
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2pleeble glistened. Snrgh was so disgusted by now that he fopped chuget. "That'll be $5.72," twerped the clerk, a dishwad grin on his face. "Plus 50 cents for the extra hair." Snrgh
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5no cure for what they'd imbibed on last night. Prince Harry belched just as the Queen strolled into the drawing room. Charles snickered and turned towards Camilla who promptly
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4John's didn't serve such delicacies. He munched on the bloated corpse, while Joanne happily rolled down the hill in the box the refrigerator had been delivered in. Being stranded
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5closing for the season. Her mind wandered again. Why weren't there any magazines in the waiting room, for cryin' out loud?! "Ms. Epson?" Finally. Dragging her bum leg behind her
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3ngler would happen along and do away with Ed Wood? And then there was the folded newspaper, concealing the real reason J. Edgar was shopping in the first place. The camera panned