Finished Folds (5421—5440)
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5to this. It's just like the old saying goes: Once you sit on a tuffet, nothing else will do. Dark Side tuffets had electrodes intertwined with the upholstery, so that when you sat
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2view and appreciate my area.Brunhilde certainly didn't have any areas anyone could admire.When she hit a high "C" her areas jiggled and her chin wobbled. It wasn't over yet, though
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4young man. Jimmy drew on his natural optimism, reasoning that any young guy named Patsy would likely be unhappy. "So, Patsy," said Jimmy. "How about changing your name to
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5He was the Master Baster. Yes, king of the buttery birds, lord of the plump poultry. And no one, NO ONE would ever guess his secret.
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4I mean DUCK! Being a Nepalese refuge, I sometimes got my vowels mixed ap. The MardiGras "throws" reigned down on us...beads, doubloons and all because we showed them our
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1cost of baking pumpkin pies in Germany recently skyrocketed. Sharks and jellyfish had no business showing up naked to our Thanksgiving celebration. Feeling generous, however, the
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5doing an interpretive dance to "You Picked A Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille" and well, I just couldn't calculate the odds of that happening. This was the math problem of the century
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3er buster, 'cause now Dale was busted! "You're never gonna earn your Wrecking Ball Certificate that way,you idiot!" But then Wally's hand slipped and WHAM! Right into Dale's crotch
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4cophogy and skipped into the woods to find some really good mushrooms, not these stinky ones that were now growing out of this disgusting mess I had right here. We waited for help
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9Why, yes...yes, I do believe those pants indeed make you look fat. He smiled then and crossed his arms.
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3Kalamazoo. How did I know they were ex-cons? Because they told me so. Wait a minute...that means... I peered behind me in my rearview at the two ex-cons sitting in my backseat.
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2Whitman banged him on the head with his rubber spatula. "I dub thee 'Acceptable,'" said he. From that moment on, he and Whitman were besties. They held hands and ran through the
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3cushioning,I still found myself falling through the mattress and into Linoleum Land...and I was Linoleum Man.I had only that moment discovered this and my what a discovery it was.
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6afits, such as spelling werds in noo and creeateve weighs. So watt if his faace was all berned on one side? Poor me anudder one...and gib mee anudder waffle. Vodka waffles r
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5We agreed with each other on Fecebook (the plural of Facebook) and social media became obsolete. Our generation was known as the We-Wees, so politically correct were we. And so
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1Apparently so because my boyfriend right there and then got down on one knee and proposed...but not marriage. Instead, he proposed
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7They did, he remembered. Blank cards...Blank, just like his life. He decided to send his ex-boyfriend a blank Hallmark card and not sign it, just to see if he would get the message
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3She tried her best to act nonchalant, but she could see from the corner of her eye that the gray men were eyeing her from the corners of their eyes. The bus pulled up, slowly, and
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4ous apple began to take effect. Dopey began to cry.He never wanted to be part of the plot to kill Snow White, but he was outnumbered."We'll blame it on the Wicked Queen," said Doc.
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5Then all the lights came on and everyone jumped from behind the furniture. SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! They cheered and clapped him on the back.He acted happy, but was so p***ed.