Finished Folds (5421—5440)
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1cost of baking pumpkin pies in Germany recently skyrocketed. Sharks and jellyfish had no business showing up naked to our Thanksgiving celebration. Feeling generous, however, the
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5doing an interpretive dance to "You Picked A Fine Time to Leave Me Lucille" and well, I just couldn't calculate the odds of that happening. This was the math problem of the century
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3er buster, 'cause now Dale was busted! "You're never gonna earn your Wrecking Ball Certificate that way,you idiot!" But then Wally's hand slipped and WHAM! Right into Dale's crotch
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4cophogy and skipped into the woods to find some really good mushrooms, not these stinky ones that were now growing out of this disgusting mess I had right here. We waited for help
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9Why, yes...yes, I do believe those pants indeed make you look fat. He smiled then and crossed his arms.
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3Kalamazoo. How did I know they were ex-cons? Because they told me so. Wait a minute...that means... I peered behind me in my rearview at the two ex-cons sitting in my backseat.
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2Whitman banged him on the head with his rubber spatula. "I dub thee 'Acceptable,'" said he. From that moment on, he and Whitman were besties. They held hands and ran through the
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3cushioning,I still found myself falling through the mattress and into Linoleum Land...and I was Linoleum Man.I had only that moment discovered this and my what a discovery it was.
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6afits, such as spelling werds in noo and creeateve weighs. So watt if his faace was all berned on one side? Poor me anudder one...and gib mee anudder waffle. Vodka waffles r
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5We agreed with each other on Fecebook (the plural of Facebook) and social media became obsolete. Our generation was known as the We-Wees, so politically correct were we. And so
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1Apparently so because my boyfriend right there and then got down on one knee and proposed...but not marriage. Instead, he proposed
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7They did, he remembered. Blank cards...Blank, just like his life. He decided to send his ex-boyfriend a blank Hallmark card and not sign it, just to see if he would get the message
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3She tried her best to act nonchalant, but she could see from the corner of her eye that the gray men were eyeing her from the corners of their eyes. The bus pulled up, slowly, and
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4ous apple began to take effect. Dopey began to cry.He never wanted to be part of the plot to kill Snow White, but he was outnumbered."We'll blame it on the Wicked Queen," said Doc.
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5Then all the lights came on and everyone jumped from behind the furniture. SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! They cheered and clapped him on the back.He acted happy, but was so p***ed.
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1ebulizer! She couldn't...breaaaaatthee... That was it. Jen Flinegan was never finegan. (Chortle!) I drank too much wine tonight and am laughing at things that are really NOT funny.
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3Oooooo-aaaaaah! His live food demonstration on QVC broke records. Gourmet Slim Jims came in three flavors Sausage & Bacon, Bourbon Chocolate, and (the most popular of all),
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2Ghetto Santa was so popular, everyone wanted to have their picture taken with him.
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2The members of the Optimist Club just stared at him. He was an infiltrator, there was no doubt about that. All of the sudden, Al started singing, "The sun'll come out, tomorrow..."
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2I can't talk, but I am hoping you can read my mind." He couldn't, unfortunately. All he knew was here was this little ol' lady he'd never met before, rubbing his head.