Finished Folds (5441—5460)
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7beans. He's got his wagon hitched to a big ol' star and Lurlene is a'ridin' with him. Not side-saddle neither. He's got spurs that go jingle-jangle. Oh, the life if a Space Cowboy
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4The show, Extreme Government Makeover, was the reality show hit of the year! Why didn't we hand over Capitol Hill to Ty Pennington years ago? In just a few short months,
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3rock-n-roll. As the delicious scent of Meatloaf wafted through the car window, I found myself in paradise, right there by the dashboard light, and Kingdom was about to come
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4The grease monkeys stood there arguing about it while the bananas regained their bearings and escaped. Yeah, the whole bunch. They went skidding out the door and down the street
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5closer now. Yeah, thassit, closer...CLOSER! You hear me and you hear me good. Gimme all your clothes. Yeah, the underpants too. I gotta get acrosst state lines to-NIGHT!
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3Roger promised his mom that he'd stop swearing. But he still had the need to. So he started substituting "nice" words for the cuss words he loved so dearly. For example, when
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5The Foldernauts decided that no plan was the best plan. They also decided, while sitting there at the bar, that MoralEnd should pick up the tab since he had the most points.
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6I pacifically stated in my contrac that I was sposed to have ponies!" Little whiner. We rounded up some ponies just to shut him up and so we could shoot the Trader Joe's commercial
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5sued us for millions, since now the only appearances Hobbs could make were in b/w newspapers. He also noticed that he couldn't see colors anymore, thwarting all efforts to
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4But then SHE arrived, busting through the door of the Professional Sadist Society International's conference, ruining everything. The sadists enjoyed this turn of events, however,
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1,took a sharp left into Burger King, hit two speed bumps and only then heard the moans of the two octogenarians under his car. Oops.He opened his car door and hollered down to them
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4And well, you can probably guess the rest.Our actions transformed higher education forever and we were invited to the White House to receive Congressional Medals of Honor. Sometime
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7also forced to join "FoldingStory Anonymous", a 12-step program designed to help me repurpose my junk into amazing tales involving sex, sci-fi, and silliness. My counselor told me
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4on his name in her inbox and obliterated him...for real and forever...just like that. When Miss Wheedle signed up for the teacher's technology workshop last spring, she'd never
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4,muttering French curses under his breath, cried out "Almighty God! Enough! Enough!" and battered the dart gun out of Muddymuddskipper's arms, then disappeared again into the fog.
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3, as young as he was, could catch them behind his back! All in a day's work... After hours, the giant monsters would go to the park and play disc golf with the NYPD
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2Winnie-the-Pooh know that the elves were intruding on his territory?What else might we find inside tree trunks if we took the time to investigate?These were the questions Fox News
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4a pulp. We were so wasted we didn't even know we'd been in a gang fight. It must have happened somewhere along the way to Camp Slaughter, but...we weren't really sure. My eyes
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2And as far as he was concerned, "D" meant "dandy" so to hell with the basket! Man, he was in LOOOVE with his new next door neighbor, Dorcas.He wondered what she might give him next
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3Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam, Whoa Black Betty Bam-a-Lam. Black Betty had a child (Bam-a-Lam), damn thing gone wild (Bam-a-Lam).