Finished Folds (5441—5460)
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1ebulizer! She couldn't...breaaaaatthee... That was it. Jen Flinegan was never finegan. (Chortle!) I drank too much wine tonight and am laughing at things that are really NOT funny.
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3Oooooo-aaaaaah! His live food demonstration on QVC broke records. Gourmet Slim Jims came in three flavors Sausage & Bacon, Bourbon Chocolate, and (the most popular of all),
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2Ghetto Santa was so popular, everyone wanted to have their picture taken with him.
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2The members of the Optimist Club just stared at him. He was an infiltrator, there was no doubt about that. All of the sudden, Al started singing, "The sun'll come out, tomorrow..."
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2I can't talk, but I am hoping you can read my mind." He couldn't, unfortunately. All he knew was here was this little ol' lady he'd never met before, rubbing his head.
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7beans. He's got his wagon hitched to a big ol' star and Lurlene is a'ridin' with him. Not side-saddle neither. He's got spurs that go jingle-jangle. Oh, the life if a Space Cowboy
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4The show, Extreme Government Makeover, was the reality show hit of the year! Why didn't we hand over Capitol Hill to Ty Pennington years ago? In just a few short months,
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3rock-n-roll. As the delicious scent of Meatloaf wafted through the car window, I found myself in paradise, right there by the dashboard light, and Kingdom was about to come
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4The grease monkeys stood there arguing about it while the bananas regained their bearings and escaped. Yeah, the whole bunch. They went skidding out the door and down the street
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5closer now. Yeah, thassit, closer...CLOSER! You hear me and you hear me good. Gimme all your clothes. Yeah, the underpants too. I gotta get acrosst state lines to-NIGHT!
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3Roger promised his mom that he'd stop swearing. But he still had the need to. So he started substituting "nice" words for the cuss words he loved so dearly. For example, when
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5The Foldernauts decided that no plan was the best plan. They also decided, while sitting there at the bar, that MoralEnd should pick up the tab since he had the most points.
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6I pacifically stated in my contrac that I was sposed to have ponies!" Little whiner. We rounded up some ponies just to shut him up and so we could shoot the Trader Joe's commercial
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5sued us for millions, since now the only appearances Hobbs could make were in b/w newspapers. He also noticed that he couldn't see colors anymore, thwarting all efforts to
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4But then SHE arrived, busting through the door of the Professional Sadist Society International's conference, ruining everything. The sadists enjoyed this turn of events, however,
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1,took a sharp left into Burger King, hit two speed bumps and only then heard the moans of the two octogenarians under his car. Oops.He opened his car door and hollered down to them
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4And well, you can probably guess the rest.Our actions transformed higher education forever and we were invited to the White House to receive Congressional Medals of Honor. Sometime
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7also forced to join "FoldingStory Anonymous", a 12-step program designed to help me repurpose my junk into amazing tales involving sex, sci-fi, and silliness. My counselor told me
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4on his name in her inbox and obliterated him...for real and forever...just like that. When Miss Wheedle signed up for the teacher's technology workshop last spring, she'd never
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4,muttering French curses under his breath, cried out "Almighty God! Enough! Enough!" and battered the dart gun out of Muddymuddskipper's arms, then disappeared again into the fog.