Finished Folds (5461—5480)
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4Darkness.He turned and faced the remaining members of the Charlie Daniels Band and boy, did they look pissed."I was in a bind &I was way behind & I was just trying to make a deal!
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5through my hair as I sat there, completely still, wondering why this homeless fellow was touching my head. I made eye contact with the lady sitting across from us and mouthed HELP
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2scruff of his gonads and whispered, "That'll teach ya." Coward learned his lesson, alright. He crawled through the rabbit corpse-strewn battlefield while Warrior Sue retrieved the
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3"How did they guess?" Marvin Gaye wondered to himself. "What's Going On?" He thought his disguise was so good, but apparently there were some who suspected his true identity.
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8Anyone who didn't understand Martha Stewart's seemingly unrelated comments she made while taping her show would be confused.But no, Martha DID build a teleporter in her backyard an
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2"Not really," replied George nonchalantly. "The only thing to fear is fear itself." But Aaron knew better. He thought George was terrified of women. So to prove his theory, Aaron
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2The photo also made me sad, however. Here I now was, 89 years old and had no teeth because of all the Swedish fish I had consumed over the years. If only
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3King Matthew VI felt a little like Richard Dreyfuss in "What About Bob," truth be told. So he made use of Tom as best he could by having him become his food taster. Trouble was,
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3But she knew down deep inside that she wanted to be in the marching band more than she loathed the polyester uniform she'd have to wear. All the cool kids were in the band and she
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3it'd be one big happy cheese-eating lovefest! I wheeled in a six-foot round of Scottish smoked gubeen and a case of fine merlot and we all sat there inside each other, munching hap
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1he kept hidden in his pocket. You see, although his pocket was lined with Keflar, it was not sound-proof, so when things exploded in there, it made his classmates wonder if he'd
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5at Wendy's sucking down a Frosty, he'd be excommunicated and stripped of his cassock.If that happened, he not only be embarrassed, but naked too...and without his Dilly Bars.
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3Clara wished then that she had married the Nutcracker instead of the Rat King. But she was attracted to the "bad boys" of the ballet. Nutcracker's tights had been a turn off and
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6note on the accordian! I sang then, sang like never before, hitting a high B flat and breaking out all of the windows. "OK," they said. "You got the part." Finally I was a STAR!
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3Mae West's throaty chortle said what I could not. Then she spoke her most famous words, "When I am good, I am very good. But when I am bad I am better." I now understood.
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5was studied extensively by the National Institute of Health, which found these phenomena to be worthy of a 10 million dollar grant. Assured now they could attain tenure, the profs
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3Of course, Al Gore had planned everything to go this way from the start when he invented the internet. He'd shystered everyone into believing he cared about the environment when
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2and, well, it all became too much for Kermit.He escaped Viet Cong leaving both Rolf and Miss Piggy behind and rejoined the cast of Sesame Street, where he moved in with Oscar
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2"Ha ha! I COD all your money!" when what I meant was "Ha ha! I won all your money!" Trump didn't get it, though. He just thought I had a bad cold. I like confusing people with my
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6planned, so he opened a lingerie shop for Amish women. Within a week, thousands of Amish women lined up down three city blocks to vist his store, he named "Gelassenheit", which