Finished Folds (5481—5500)
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5was studied extensively by the National Institute of Health, which found these phenomena to be worthy of a 10 million dollar grant. Assured now they could attain tenure, the profs
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3Of course, Al Gore had planned everything to go this way from the start when he invented the internet. He'd shystered everyone into believing he cared about the environment when
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2and, well, it all became too much for Kermit.He escaped Viet Cong leaving both Rolf and Miss Piggy behind and rejoined the cast of Sesame Street, where he moved in with Oscar
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2"Ha ha! I COD all your money!" when what I meant was "Ha ha! I won all your money!" Trump didn't get it, though. He just thought I had a bad cold. I like confusing people with my
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6planned, so he opened a lingerie shop for Amish women. Within a week, thousands of Amish women lined up down three city blocks to vist his store, he named "Gelassenheit", which
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1he buggered her. George clung to this only bit of joy left in his life, knowing his life as an exterminator was now completely over. He found a job selling hot dogs at the
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5ying pan had more sizzle in it than my love life.True, I liked muscular men, but in order for me to attract them, I had to bulk up myself. Man-o-Man Gym was the place I finally met
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3his fault really. He was, after all, mysophobic and was up from about that from the start on his eHarmony profile. He was also honest about his penchance of 50's music. Good
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3"OK, say this three times as fast as you can: One smart fellow and he felt smart. Two smart fellow and they felt smart. Three smart fellows and they all felt smart."
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6ever."This must be it then," thought Dave. He was glad he'd had his attorney change his will only last week. He was leaving his billions to the local chapter of Knitter's Anonymous
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4It was right there and then that Professor Higgins decided to take this dumpy blonde under his wing and pass her off at the next Kentucky Derby as a real southern lady. He
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3Count Dooku was Chef Darth's sous chef at Le Lightsabre and together they created out-of-this-world delights, in addition to their trademark stew.Customers from all over the galaxy
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2reconsidered his options and decided he'd rather eat the dancing tater-tot just...because. Such phenomena was rare and Guy Fieri thought he might be able to launch a new menu
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4unnel cakes too! Anything to get the Youth Group to show up for Bible study.The Cosmic-eyed Neighbor obviously had ulterior motives. He needed an audience to test out his
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3Ralph was going through menopause. His doctor confirmed it and Ralph was terribly dismayed. "Now turn your head and cough," his doctor ordered, twisting Ralph's
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5he was over, a wash-up, as has-been. Still, he did his best to impress the ladies, inadvertedly spitting on the ladies when he asked them if they "wished to sample some sushi." Ick
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8...amoebic, pervasive I was. I had to be to complete my task. Slithering, slathering, something wicked this way comes. I carefully placed my arm around her in the darkened theatre.
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4sample the antique sardines, so eager that I didn't see the warning Uncle Martin wrote. I crumped the rusted tin open and downed them in one gulp. Belched. THEN I saw
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4. Knowing that was something in and of itself, I philosophized, gazing up into the clouds. I'm glad I know something about something...at least sometime. Some time went by and som
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2potential of the shrink ray device. He wondered if he could also shrink brains in addition to cattle. He decided to try it on himself first. Zap! Uh-oh.