Finished Folds (5501—5520)
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4Whattodowhattodowhattodoooo...Casper and I tapped our transparent fingers as we slumped over my tombstone. The old man looked up, thinking he'd heard a woodpecker. Ha! Someone we
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2A tittering was heard across the lecture hall. Students enjoyed words like "poppycock" because such words made them think of things other than history. The professor knew
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2Bummer. They were therefore forced into cannibalism. But who would they eat first? They considered their options and finally settled on Kim Kardashian because of her
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2And I do not need a teleprompter in order to communicate effectively with you. I communicate by telepathy." Mittzilla placed both claws on either side of his head and hummed
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3I didn't let his cruel critique of my work discourage me. I sent my manuscript to every publisher I knew until finally... Have you heard of my book? It's called 50 Shades of
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4Momentarily struck by my own cleverness, I wondered again why I was refused membership into Mensa. Ah well...their loss. I turned away from the mess and toward other matters at han
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3and passed gas in retribution, holding his finger down on the controls so that Mitt could not crack the windows. Siri spoke to them then in her well-modulated diction. "Turn left
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4cond, and then they pulled this hood-thing over my head and strapped me to the electric chair. My gawd, this was no magic show! The rabbit in my pants was getting restless and
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2his thighs together three times. John held their heads under the raw sewage, muttering something about teaching them a lesson and continued to slap his thighes repeatedly until
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4She didn't know much about science fiction. She'd read too many romance novels. But when she lay in bed that night, bodice-ripper in hand, she could have sword she'd stepped out
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5holiest of places...the Throne of the Outhouse. Roy peered down the hole before he sat just in case Stephen King was lurking around down there. He lay his gun beside him and AAAa
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3she was staring at and it was the Elite drops that made his nose so bulbous. You know what they say about men with bulbous noses, though.
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1hair strands, similar to those on his very own big head. Trump threw lighter fluid on Anderson Cooper and Bill O'Reilly then and set them both on fire. Marshmallow
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3Oh, those dirty-minded Smurf architects. They scarfed down the blue sponge cakes greedily and then got straight to work. Erecting the world's tallest Communist headquarters was
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5wanted her private time with Father Mike, dammit, and no one was going to deprive her of her well-deserved pleasure. Sister Loo threw the door open to confront the beast, crucifix
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4"Come on down off that ledge now, my dear, " Officer Mary Jane kindly softly urged her. "It doesn't matter that you can't remember how you got there, just step backwards." She took
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5tripped Ichabod as he was heading down the aisle and surreptitiously ripped his nametag off his chest and stuck it on mine. Waddling down the aisle toward the Price is Right stage,
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1He liked it rough, though, and his admiration for her grew, despite her flat-chestedness and insecurities. He decided he would ask her to marry him and maybe this time she'd kick
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4es and from Whimple to Whimper in no time at all. Sister Phaedra's heart was set on winning the Croon-Off this year. She waddled up to the mike and began a rendition of
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1manly myself. Oh, I came to terms with my hairy chest and deep voice long ago. Other women, though, were not so tolerant. If I had a nickle for every time one of them told me I