Finished Folds (5501—5520)
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2a big juicy T-bone. Rare. He fantasized about her eating his T-bone, watching the juice run down... He shook his head for clarity. Kasey called his new restaurant
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3In retrospect, perhaps Freddie Mercury should have worn braces.
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3but did so gently and with manners your grandmother would be proud of. E.T. consumed purple people eaters as a service to all of humanity and for this reason, the Queen dubbed him
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3evolve into a sci-fi sexual tragedy involving ShadySlim, drugs, and perhaps a spatula or two, whirling around some intergalactic votex. FoldingStory is
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3She had to get back to the herd before they discovered she was missing.They couldn't suspect she was taking Kattle Karate at the Y twice a week.She planned on making her moooove
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4Whattodowhattodowhattodoooo...Casper and I tapped our transparent fingers as we slumped over my tombstone. The old man looked up, thinking he'd heard a woodpecker. Ha! Someone we
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2A tittering was heard across the lecture hall. Students enjoyed words like "poppycock" because such words made them think of things other than history. The professor knew
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2Bummer. They were therefore forced into cannibalism. But who would they eat first? They considered their options and finally settled on Kim Kardashian because of her
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2And I do not need a teleprompter in order to communicate effectively with you. I communicate by telepathy." Mittzilla placed both claws on either side of his head and hummed
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3I didn't let his cruel critique of my work discourage me. I sent my manuscript to every publisher I knew until finally... Have you heard of my book? It's called 50 Shades of
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4Momentarily struck by my own cleverness, I wondered again why I was refused membership into Mensa. Ah well...their loss. I turned away from the mess and toward other matters at han
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3and passed gas in retribution, holding his finger down on the controls so that Mitt could not crack the windows. Siri spoke to them then in her well-modulated diction. "Turn left
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4cond, and then they pulled this hood-thing over my head and strapped me to the electric chair. My gawd, this was no magic show! The rabbit in my pants was getting restless and
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2his thighs together three times. John held their heads under the raw sewage, muttering something about teaching them a lesson and continued to slap his thighes repeatedly until
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4She didn't know much about science fiction. She'd read too many romance novels. But when she lay in bed that night, bodice-ripper in hand, she could have sword she'd stepped out
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5holiest of places...the Throne of the Outhouse. Roy peered down the hole before he sat just in case Stephen King was lurking around down there. He lay his gun beside him and AAAa
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3she was staring at and it was the Elite drops that made his nose so bulbous. You know what they say about men with bulbous noses, though.
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1hair strands, similar to those on his very own big head. Trump threw lighter fluid on Anderson Cooper and Bill O'Reilly then and set them both on fire. Marshmallow
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3Oh, those dirty-minded Smurf architects. They scarfed down the blue sponge cakes greedily and then got straight to work. Erecting the world's tallest Communist headquarters was
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5wanted her private time with Father Mike, dammit, and no one was going to deprive her of her well-deserved pleasure. Sister Loo threw the door open to confront the beast, crucifix