Finished Folds (5701—5720)
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2triangle,...no easy feat for the circle of tiddlywinks. Tramping down the corn field was the only way they knew to win. They swayed this way and that, avoiding
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3mawwwed in the pasture of his sick mind. He pretended to work, just like everyone else who was sitting around typing nonsense. Being a character in one of Stephen King's novel wa
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5You see, Adrienne went through menopause and that had sent Rambo right over the edge. A pity, really...although Rambo did look ruggedly handsome in his Taliban gear. Adrienne
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2their namebrand "Aliens." Only the cool kids could afford Aliens and Seagram's. I turned away from insular teenage alcoholics who would someday realize
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2The beggar's guitar began to gently weep. George felt bad about stealing the beggar's audience and he stopped playing to allow the crowd to return. As George listened, he was ins
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5The temp agency hadn't quite prepared her to deal with Boss Monster's demands. Even Wonderwoman had called and left a message, requesting a fight with BM tomorrow afternoon, but
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4to see what had set the Yeti off in the first place. Ahhh...I spotted the problem right away. BOGO Himalayan coffee beans were on sale and rightfully, the Yeti was upset about it
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2ssed by soy sauce? "Oolang, " he stated, then immediately regretted his error. Do Asians drink coffee? He decided to call 1.800.ASIAN ASS to find out. The call screener picked
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6Uh-oh. The red LED lights began rapidly blinking, which meant the 52 sheep were about to be muttonized. Damn! He needed those sheep for the commercial! Dragging the sheep out
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4who loathed Da Vinci but loved Greta Knudson slashed the Mona Lisa fruit sculpture to bits. Much better now. Also, it would be easier for the temple guests to eat the pineapple
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2stickin' their fists through the fence." Secrethart decided to leave the situation behind and, sporting a new shade called "Magenta Madness," she strode masculinely down the
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4enema. Newest craze on the west coast and helped him sit more comfortably in the saddle. Peering around the corner to avoid Hero, he made a beeline to La Groceria, where he could
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5Oooomph! I was tackled from behind by the nurse with the ginormous shoulders. A sharp stab in my thigh and everything began to grow dim. They caught me finally, thank the Lord.
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2Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world?" The senior citizens resumed eating their shrimp cocktails. She worked the Early Bird Special shift at the casino, so
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6yville, Tennessee was where he was headed. Careening around the Smokies in his Batman catering truck, he nearly missed the Eddyville exit. 4021 Park St. Craigslist had said. The
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4palpated his bladder, causing him to want to pee, which he liked to do. On his way to the ladies' room, he pontificated his thoughts and postulated that the scarecrow must have
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3mainly because she made me do a backflip into the cesspool. The things I'd do for that woman, my mistress, my...everything. I'd betrayed my country for this wench and now she wan
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2Another moment of shocked horror. Then the task force sprang into action, wheeling out loads of Pepto-Bismol to the waiting trucks. "You idiots!" Dr. Strangelove cried. "No way w
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4Not understanding exactly what he was asking for, munchkin Spidey lay spreadeagle down on the sand. "OK, I'm reaaaddddyyyyy!" He closed his eyes and knocked over a waffler castle
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5she'd reportedly stopped in at Rio Rump for a quick Brazilian wax. They waxed her alright...and now Lt. Harold had the responsibility of finding out what really happened to Gert.