Finished Folds (581—600)
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5let his sudden creativity flow. "EUREKA!" No, that one was already taken. "AWESOMESAUCE!" Gawd, no. Tony Robbins tried harder to not try hard & just let the word come. "GARDYLOO!"
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4And he knew it. So he let her do, you know...so that she thought she got it. Only she didn't get it. She got IT. Again. He never returned her frantic phone calls either. Revenge.
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3It was the wrong question to ask &the wrong time to ask, for Pyotr was right there, hiding, right behind her dumpling. He could never un-see what he just saw & collapsed in agony.
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4As s-l-o-w-l-y a-s h-e c-o-u-l-d because he knew it would annoy her. She tapped her foot & crossed her arms. Two could play THIS waiting game, she thought as Ed continued chewing.
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6ld they? WHOOOOMPHFFF! They were and he did and that's exactly why you should never, ever play with matches! Do ya hear?! Do not EVER let me catch you doing that AGAIN!
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4delicately. It was almost as if he thought she could dry up & blow away if he as much as sneezed! He looked up at her adoringly, then nuzzled his face into the arch of her foot.
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2your brain from the inside out. "I told you not to do it! I TOLD YOU! Didn't I tell you??" she screeches over & over again...until you burp. And then it is over.
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3and CHEERED! "We did it! We did it!" they screamed inside my mouth. Suddenly it all made sense. All I had to do was...CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH Drink milk. GULP. Swallow.
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4whore named Deja Vu, fell in love, married her (despite her pock-marked countenance), and they had two sharp children: Machete and Sabre. The TwoSwords family were pointedly
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4Al should be here any minute," he said. "So go get the silverware now. I said NOW!" The boy ran off, confused but obedient. Weird Al's limo pulled up to the party & 10,000
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4eyes! A knock at my door! I wasn't expecting anyone! Another knock, this time, louder!! I opened the door! No! No!! It couldn't be! But it WAS! It It was Gene Wilder!!!
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5"HOORAY!" everyone cheered. "That's ma boy!" Dad boasted. "I'm swimming! I'm...DOING IT!" he cried, joyous...right before he felt something from below tug...tug...TUG HIM UNDER!
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2ive and, frankly, weird. No wonder people at church talked behind their backs about us. Belinda was worth it, though. I pulled out my credit card & handed it to her. "Take. Spend."
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6I paused, reviewing my college essay. Would my professor understand any of this?
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5Betty's eyes suddenly flamed with rage. "I'm done with you & your ridiculous expectations! Do you think this is FUNNY?? Life is not a comic book, you know! Oh, and by the way, I'm
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4when... Wait. I must visit the loo! What words must I say to unzip these Magic Pants? Um... Oh HURRY! I forgot to take my Vesicare this morning! My overactive bladder
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5"Give it up, Russet!" Det. Manatee hollered down the vegetable bin. "I know you're in there & that you killed Mr. Potato-Head! You're surrounded! Sooner or tater, we'll get you!"
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3the last of the butter drained out of him, but not before Det. Manatee heard clearly his very last utterance. "Russet!" With that, Manatee spud away. He knew where she was hiding!
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3I was surprised when Gerd suddenly laughed out loud. "You DID it!" Gerd giggled. "You really DID it!" I felt I'd been tricked into this as I dabbed the urine from my mouth.
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7Bob sat thoughtfully, noticing. Bob understood. "I've felt this very same way for years," he whispered. The crunching...the crunching... "I must get naked...NOW!" Bob suddenly