Finished Folds (661—680)
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6dreams will come true!! "LIAR!" Pinocchio screamed. "It's YOU who lied, not ME!"
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6stunned to meet you! Here! Let me take that for you!" he hoisted the trophy from Bob Dylan's hands. "Hey, if you don't mind, would you sign my tambourine?" He'd forgotten
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5, which I found oddly attractive not unlike the attraction one feels when gazing upon the fat lady at the carnival. WAIT! Did it just wink at me? Its single opalescent eye
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3"DUDE! WHY did you DO that??!!" I screamed. Dude was caught red-handed with nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. He feigned a convulsion, but I was on to him. "DUDE! STOP! You're
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2he kept a spare jaw breaker in my pocket at all times for situations like this. Less than 2 minutes later, John was whistling down the avenue, unscathed, guiltless, finally free.
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4I will pass my last class. If I pass my last class, I will graduate. If I graduate, I can get a good job. If I get a good job, maybe Ashley will marry me. If Ashley marries me,
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2culprit? I heard a soft step behind me. A click. Bubble-gum breath filled my nostrils. Slowly I turned.
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3. "Watcha doin'?" Wanda asked and licked my ear. Dumbfounded I was, & that was an understatement. "Go back inside!!" I hissed. "I've got to get outta here!" Wanda's brown eyes
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12his soul to eternity.There wasn't much left of him in the aftermath of the accident,but a few days later, a hobo found the blood-stained gold rose strewn a few feet from the tracks
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6They asked him how he knew. His true love was true! Coughing, opening the kitchen window, smoke alarm now blaring... Dammit! Where did she go? He shoved the oven door shut. Deaf
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9These were fair questions...questions he was not at liberty to address, at least not yet. That voice! He squinted, trying to see who had asked. OMG! It was...Janice!
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4n amused, but tight-lipped smile. Very Mona Lisa-ish, unnerving Arlo even more. "Rrrrowwl!" The deep noise emitted from her throat convinced him never again to try online dating
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6the Boogeyman, who had been hiding under there all along! All those years! My brother scrambled out. "Whoa. Dude." he mumbled & nudged the Boogeyman's body with his foot. Nothing.
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4..is... I looked into his blue eyes. Unsure how to continue, I began ad-libbing: (1) the orangish makeup, (2) the combover, (3) Twitter, (4) a wall (I coughed nervously), um, (5)
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5sandwich. The SANDWICH, you goofy dufus!" Hurriedly, I wiped my hand before extending it again. "With mayonaisse?" the voice asked. I hesitated. I was feeling vulnerable now.
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9drizzled with brandy. "Pusse Flambe!" The waiter whipped out a lighter. "WAIT!" Mrs. McGurk shouted, blocking his hand. "Cats have 9 lives, remember?" Slowly, the Siamese cat
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6An eternal pox on whomever messes up this story!
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4ad to chuckle, for it reminded him of the time the substitute teacher had her way with him in the custodian's closet when he was just 17. She wore round glasses. The lumberjack
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5and immediately craved a pina colada. With a little pink umbrella thingy. Served beachside by a young hot hospitality intern. She closed her eyes, shivering, imagining the sound
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4Thus, Tang was born. They probably should have thought through that name a bit more carefully, though.