Finished Folds (741—760)
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5. Whoops! The coin rolled through the grate & into the sewer. But I had to find out, so yeah, I pried the grate up & slouched down into the black hole, feeling more villainous than
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5the truth came out: that were all characters, alright, each with a different story! The judge threw the book at them. Don't like the end of this sordid tale? Time to GROW UP!
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5laughed so hard at my idea that he split his pants. When I saw he had no underwear on, I laughed so hard, I split my pants too! Suddenly, I understood the meaning of life.
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5, after a while, that I preferred Meatloaf.
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3best of the 3 minutes and 49 seconds I had left of my life. "Come here, ya big lug!" I gave him a noogie and he sighed. It was a remorseful sigh. I contemplated his sigh for 7 sec
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3juncture. Ah, but one day even they, the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers, were to die, as all good things must come to an end. Ashes to ashes, and rust to rust. And me.
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2Or perhaps it was her long forgotten prom date, whose heart she'd broken after she took his virginity. He sighed, placid, flaccid, finally satisfied.
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5"FORK YOU!" were his very last words, and then he lay still. It would be a long tine before he was discovered behind the hissing radiator.
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3"Uhhh, OK" he said, suddenly docile. He didn't even fight when Sandy shoved him onto the altar & tied him down. "Summer lovin', had me a blast..."
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6I knew I had to. He knew that I knew too. Still, the game had to be played. "No!" I crossed my arms & turned away. "Sign it...here." He tapped the pen. "There is only one way
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6and peered over the edge. Flames, everywhere flames. Screaming. Suffering. Melting faces, beckoning. It was then I realized my fate. But how did I get here?
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11nuns from around the world "liking" his assets, much to his chagrin. Why, he couldn't even step foot in a church without a nun approaching him for his autograph. Twas a bad habit.
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6, to no avail. Amy didn't answer. Calgon took her away, which was nice at first, but now she needed to return to her "real" life, screaming kids, needy husband and all. The tub
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4, I'll beat the living daylights outta them! Just like I did Rothschilds. I know what you are thinking. I'm sick. A psychopath. Do not spare the rod unless you want to spoil the
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6Twas a lonely existence for the most part...until the post-monkeys hit a growth spurt & began to evolve, or maybe in this case, devolve. Terrified, Uncle Einar locked himself into
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42 - 5 years, assuming daily consumption and a sedentary lifestyle. But oh it was sweet. And sticky. I closed my eyes for the very last time as I sunk my teeth into my 702nd.
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4She reminded me of my second ex-wife. I took a step closer. Could it...be? "You didn't recognize me right away, didja?" she spat. She looked hideous. But GAWD! I still loved her!!!
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9Ol' Farmer Jones. He was a character. A little too much on the defensive when it came to his chickens & their milk. I decided he was hiding something, so I played coy. "Ya know,
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6. And while you're at it, you might as well pay by check & let the check bounce. You might as well kiss your ass good-bye when you get arrested again. You might as well sass off to
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5aroused. Bad boys kibitzing turned her on. She had to rub the ice cream all over her body to cool off. She heard a soft knock. It was her husband, now kibitzed. "Come here, you!"