Finished Folds (881—900)
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3. It had to be code. I put on my thinking cap and stared at the nonsensical mishmash of symbols. 0773407734erehtanyonezi So immersed was I in my task, that I didn't hear the knock
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5the project the following week, refusing to explain why, but he suspected it had something to do with his incessant yawning during meetings. The Fishtoads account was the straw
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4. "Or something indeed!" RuPaul tittered as she sayshayed in. "You are a mess! Here, let me help you up!" I The pain was almost unbearable, but RuPaul' s infectious encouragement
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3sprang into action, with skillful maneuvering, executed a perfect headbutt into the gorilla' s groin, who released Carlotta immediately. Det. Manatee grabbed Carlotta's sleeve &
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3now brown cow?" He sniffled pitifully. No one knew how to respond except to gather round him for a group hug.
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4behind the shower curtain? It was surreal, but I reminded myself that all the world is a stage, and I was merely a player in it. So, I sat back & just enjoyed the production.
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2"Nothing, Mom!" (whispers....THUD!) "You're up to something!" (dragging sound) "IT'S NOTHING! I'm (oomph) just rearranging my room!" (CRASH!) "I'm coming up there!" "NO! DON'T
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0But deep inside, she was seething with jealousy. She pasted a smile on her face & approached Mickey & Minnie. Mickey looked up, startled...guilty. "Ooo, Minnie! I see you & Mickey
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3I picked the first one up & tickled its nose. Then I threw it against my canvas.
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2It was something, alright. Every fiber of my being screamed "RUN!", but of course I didn't listen. "Look," I told her. "I like you. I really do. But you can't keep coming around
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2to try an online matchmaking service. She was god-awful ugly. Now at the risk of appearing shallow, I will say she had a great personality. I just couldn't overlook the gigantic
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2In, out. In, out. Deeply, I reminded myself. In, out. In, ou -- BOOM! The deafening explosion threw me backwards & I felt glass shards cutting my face. I HAD to get to the wedding
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12I sighed and leaned back. Such is the life of a teacher. I had to pay my bills, so I pretended not to notice and started another lesson plan.
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5I whipped out my sabre, so sure danger was lurking behind the circus tent. "A-HAHHHHAAA!" I screamed, my weapon poised...but...nothing. I thought I heard the bearded lady
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2he went, pondering in his heart all that had happened. He felt a jolt & awoke to find the teacher glaring down at him, disgusted at his daydreaming state. Detention for two weeks!
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4There is not much more to say about this fateful tale except this: Those of you who have cats around the house should be careful. Watch your back & keep your hammers locked up.
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9But, as we all know, life is full of disappointments. He had to get over it. He had to rise! No pussyfooting around! So he simply jumped back down & played with a shoestring.
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6Much like Eleanor Rigby, Jenny was trapped and longing to be free. One fateful day, a clumsy fellow named Claude came by & tripped on Jenny, broke the jar. Jenny's soul was free!
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4not only cut off their tails, but I'll cut out their hearts as well!" He didn't realize, however, that those on Wall Street were, literally, heartless. "Damn the torpedoes!"
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6He suddenly felt faint. His heart was palpitating & his thro-ooat! Cu-closing! "I drank the poisoned tea by accident!" He realized, right before he died. Moments later, Satan stood