Finished Folds (141—160)
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2little eruption & snapped his ass with their towels, exacerbating the problem further. This...this was NOT funny & yet every guy in the locker room was dying laughing. Soon, Marsha
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5now is for Andy Cohen to sit down in the sandbox with the toddlers & get the backstories!" And so he did.Armed with animal cookies & milk,Andy made TV history & a billion dollars!
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7Starting today. I speed-dialed Dr. Phil. "I need to make some changes," I told him. 10 minutes later, my doorbell rang. Thank GOD! I ushered in Dr. Phil & told him everything.
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2: I was God. It should have occurred to me long ago, I suppose, when I'd tried to scratch my back & parted the seas. "Odd," I'd thought at the time.Then there was that time when
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4All in all, it was a pretty depressing sight. There sat Jimmy with bloodstained corn kernels stuck to his legs. He'd wanted to be a dentist, for cryin' out loud! But instead,
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6"Look," cried Hansel. "I don't know who you think you are, but you had no business eating the entire house. You left nothing for me & my sister!" The woman belched. "Shuddup, ya
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4Manatee, however, took nothing for granted. Waddling over to the body, Det. Manatee leaned down &...listened. Then he suddenly declared: "Just as I thought. This person is NOT DEAD
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4" But I, of course, could not have cared less. "Sorry, Frankie," I said (not sorry at all). "You see these 4 walls? They revolve around me. You unnderstand?" Franklin's face turned
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1ne to my wiley ways & hired me as his Sales Manager at his used car lot. Then I, in turn, hired her as our receptionist.Together we made used car sales history! In less than 3 days
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3compensation for my now permanently twitching eye, but it pays the bills. The only problem now is that the really ugly girl down the street who likes me thinks I'm winking at her.
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9people were afraid to answer the door, much less when said telegrams were delivered by one as rotund & jolly as he. But still he persisted,understanding the darkness of this world.
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7Joe took a step back from the entire situation, lost in his realization of this odd fantasy. He dropped his console, stumbled into the bathroom & stared into the cracked mirror.
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3My mouth watered as I recognized those delicious scents. It was a trap, I felt sure, and yet I could not resist. Inching out from my hiding place, I spotted the Golden Arches. OMG!
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4seemed to appreciate my feeble efforts & rewarded me by drawing me into their reality. I left my body sitting upright, comatose,dead on Earth, but alive & well in my new existence.
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6, ya know, and I gotta do what I gotta do...and right now imma remove myself from this story, 'cause it's OVA!
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5Jazzbo was beyond caring. Her self-worth was much greater than her weight or her IQ. She smiled & danced like it was 1999 while everyone jealously observed. Long live Jazzbo!
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6. "Open your eyes, young man!" Mom yelled, poking me awake. "You have to watch this educational film about the kind of woman you should never, ever date. Understand?" I nodded.
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5ite...& then another. When Fluffy woke up, she found herself, spread eagle, pinned to a dart board. Circles were spray painted on her lil' kitty tummy. Dogs of all shapes & sizes
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5Still, we fascinated each other, so we sat together on velvet tuffets & shared borscht, McDonald's french fries, a few blini, hot dogs, & then (after vodka), we shared Tatiana.
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5"GUILTY as charged!" the jury declared not quite 20 minutes later. Back in the slammer I went for another at least 10 years. "Oh hey, Bob!" I waved at the night shift prison guard.