Finished Folds (121—140)
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2... BOOM! The bomb tore through the room, instantly incinerating everything. Minutes later, Babe struggled to push the heavy body off. "He...he...saved my life!" Babe sniffed.
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4, appreciating the profound simplicity of our experience. "I'm not sorry, are you?" I asked. "Nope. Not even a little bit." my friend replied.
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3She leapt for joy (and applause) and, landing on a tomato, slipped & fell into the orchestra pit & through a kettle drum. "Bravo! Bravo!" The audience was on their feet. Magnifico!
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5station for good. Or, more accurately, for evil. I guess Ozzy Osborne was right. We were going off the rails on this crazy train. Aye Aye Aye...faded to black.
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14So I did...& awoke to more screaming. OMG! I stabbed GARY for REAL while I was sleep jaywalking! I smacked my forehead. "IDIOT!!" I said to myself. A cat meowed in the distance.
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6to South Carolina where it seemed all Ohioans eventually returned. There were plenty of watering holes on Hilton Head Island, where they gathered each night, plotting their next
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2Suddenly everything stopped. It was jarring! I looked up. The room was empty and silent. All that was left was a trail of urine that led out the door & a note: "Pee ya later."
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4aunt? I mean, someone's got to be the designated haunter after all." "Oh quit yer yappin' &draw me an ale." I did as Steve demanded, but saw that the ale went right through him.
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6drooling on my cashmere cardigan I'd forgotten I had thrown there. "Good boy," I whispered, finally understanding. I whipped my car back around & we went home, together, & forever.
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10him again, what with all that had transpired. But literally seconds later, his head popped back up & he was holding an armful of Chips Ahoy cookies "For everyone!" he shouted. YAY!
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5their uncle's house & dropped them off. "Hey! Wait! You can't drop these apes off here!" he shouted as I began to drive off. "I'm the monkeys' uncle, not the apes!" Oops. My bad.
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4(a reputable one, that is) would turn up its nose as such a thing. But this was Wild Bill's Buffalo Chips Casino & everyone knew that old Wild Bill didn't take sh*t from anyone.
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4"Oh, hi Mary Ann! Got any lemons? I thought it'd be nice on a hot day like this." "I got your lemons, Gilligan," MaryAnn purred. "And some sugar too!" Oblivious, Gilligan squeezed.
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4Nurse Nancy refused. "I think he's cute just as he is!" she cooed & bent over to tuck some stray gauze back into Buscemi's nose. "Will you marry me?" he asked. "YES!" she squealed.
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2I left everything as it was. The heck with it! I went into the kitchen and baked chocolate cupcakes with cream cheese icing & sprinkles. Suddenly, everything was OK again.
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3Karma Chameleon" and it's been stuck in my head ever since. You're singing it in your head now, aren't you? You can't stop, can you? Just give up the ghost & sing with me!
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4try his magic saw-me-in-half trick he'd been practicing.But before he could reach me,I laser-beamed him with my alien eyes & he dropped the chainsaw, cutting me free & I flew home.
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4It was exactly as the Yeasty Gang had planned, for as the cops were distracted, they snatched the box of donuts & all the rest of the donuts on the premises! Giggling, she ran off!
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5Amazingly, the pirate fell for it & the admiral headbutted him into the jaws of a hungry shark. Echoes of the pirate's screams can still be heard when the tide is high. Listen...
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1depressed." This announcement actually was what made Slim depressed. "Here," the psychiatrist said. "Take 3 of these little pills 3 times a day. I also want you to see Dr. Pooh."