Finished Folds (161—180)
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5Still, we fascinated each other, so we sat together on velvet tuffets & shared borscht, McDonald's french fries, a few blini, hot dogs, & then (after vodka), we shared Tatiana.
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5"GUILTY as charged!" the jury declared not quite 20 minutes later. Back in the slammer I went for another at least 10 years. "Oh hey, Bob!" I waved at the night shift prison guard.
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4answer the following Match Game clue: Prison _______. "There's $5,000 in it for you if state the most popular answer!" Charles Nelson Reilly giggled. The drug lord said "Sentence?"
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5on a new meaning then. They were symbols, some said, of her everlasting effervescence, her zest for flowers, poetry, and Kahil Gibran. Mary's pom-poms were bronzed & placed in the
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5"Ramen noodles!" he exclaimed in delight. "And on my favorite plate!" "Yes dear," she replied. "Enjoy! Gotta go now!" And off she went into the night. 3 hours later, the police
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4No home. No money. No blanket. No family. No home. No nothin'. The man collapsed. Suddenly, a bolt of lightening flashed through the dark night! A loud voice spoke from above:
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3It hit me suddenly. The realization of what I was actually about to do here in this space...with the cameras & all. My Grandma Libby's face materialized in my brain. "Don't do it!
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8Karen's schlong in mid-air with Det. Manatee's 750XG Schlongerizer that he always kept in his pocket. "Not cool, Fridge," Det Manatee murmured under his breath. "Look, Karen can't
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5"tamed" the tune, so to speak. What was once a symphony of dissonance suddenly sounded harmonious. Cacophonic perfection, really. Shrew & Maestro smiled & raised their arms in
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4"I loved you & then I left you!" Hortense said unnecessarily. Seamus beamed a toothless smile. "Yes & here you are again!" he pointed out to her. Hortense threw her panties at him.
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3sought after, so much so that I eventually found a nice perch on the highest peak in the Himalayans where the bewildered would come sit at my feet & listen to me talking to myself.
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4situation. "Look, Fousco," I stammered through the glass darkly. "Try to understand..." Fousco tilted his head. It was almost as if he heard me. He turned away & I faded into nada.
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8"No," Doris said instead. "I don't." Everyone in the church gasped. The minister's head jerked up. "Uhmmm..." Her fiance smiled. "I don't either." he replied tenderly.
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7thought it might be kind of nice. Peaceful. Less complicated.Maybe even a more comfortable bed.But within a week,Keln realized he was crazy for thinking those thoughts. "I AM nuts!
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9, but only for a moment when I saw what Santa brought me from his big brown sack: the whitest, softest, comfiest pair of cotton underpants I had ever laid eyes on. "Oooo! For ME?"
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4. Papu didn't have much to work with, but in the end, he managed to patch together something resembling an Orange Julius & hung a little sign: "Now Open!" Much to his surprise,
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6aveling, lurching, really, through the rural Chinese countryside, seeking their fortune together. "Whatever happened to Omaha?" Bet asked Ralph, her non-opalescent hair now flat &
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11$10.56. What can I say? I'm good at negotiating. I'd practically memorized "The Art of the Deal". I was admiring myself in the rear-view mirror when I smelled it...in the backseat.
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7. Ralph spoke up. "Marry me!" his voice cracked. She turned, rainbow sunbeams sparkling around her now opalescent hair. "You can escape now & we can move to Omaha & be my wife!" he
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8a thousand and one tears. The tragic romance of it all made me remember *her* again, dammit...& I realized my heart had broken all over again.I ran into the night, never to return.