Finished Folds (161—180)
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4answer the following Match Game clue: Prison _______. "There's $5,000 in it for you if state the most popular answer!" Charles Nelson Reilly giggled. The drug lord said "Sentence?"
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5on a new meaning then. They were symbols, some said, of her everlasting effervescence, her zest for flowers, poetry, and Kahil Gibran. Mary's pom-poms were bronzed & placed in the
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5"Ramen noodles!" he exclaimed in delight. "And on my favorite plate!" "Yes dear," she replied. "Enjoy! Gotta go now!" And off she went into the night. 3 hours later, the police
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4No home. No money. No blanket. No family. No home. No nothin'. The man collapsed. Suddenly, a bolt of lightening flashed through the dark night! A loud voice spoke from above:
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3It hit me suddenly. The realization of what I was actually about to do here in this space...with the cameras & all. My Grandma Libby's face materialized in my brain. "Don't do it!
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8Karen's schlong in mid-air with Det. Manatee's 750XG Schlongerizer that he always kept in his pocket. "Not cool, Fridge," Det Manatee murmured under his breath. "Look, Karen can't
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5"tamed" the tune, so to speak. What was once a symphony of dissonance suddenly sounded harmonious. Cacophonic perfection, really. Shrew & Maestro smiled & raised their arms in
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4"I loved you & then I left you!" Hortense said unnecessarily. Seamus beamed a toothless smile. "Yes & here you are again!" he pointed out to her. Hortense threw her panties at him.
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3sought after, so much so that I eventually found a nice perch on the highest peak in the Himalayans where the bewildered would come sit at my feet & listen to me talking to myself.
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4situation. "Look, Fousco," I stammered through the glass darkly. "Try to understand..." Fousco tilted his head. It was almost as if he heard me. He turned away & I faded into nada.
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8"No," Doris said instead. "I don't." Everyone in the church gasped. The minister's head jerked up. "Uhmmm..." Her fiance smiled. "I don't either." he replied tenderly.
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7thought it might be kind of nice. Peaceful. Less complicated.Maybe even a more comfortable bed.But within a week,Keln realized he was crazy for thinking those thoughts. "I AM nuts!
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9, but only for a moment when I saw what Santa brought me from his big brown sack: the whitest, softest, comfiest pair of cotton underpants I had ever laid eyes on. "Oooo! For ME?"
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4. Papu didn't have much to work with, but in the end, he managed to patch together something resembling an Orange Julius & hung a little sign: "Now Open!" Much to his surprise,
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6aveling, lurching, really, through the rural Chinese countryside, seeking their fortune together. "Whatever happened to Omaha?" Bet asked Ralph, her non-opalescent hair now flat &
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11$10.56. What can I say? I'm good at negotiating. I'd practically memorized "The Art of the Deal". I was admiring myself in the rear-view mirror when I smelled it...in the backseat.
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7. Ralph spoke up. "Marry me!" his voice cracked. She turned, rainbow sunbeams sparkling around her now opalescent hair. "You can escape now & we can move to Omaha & be my wife!" he
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8a thousand and one tears. The tragic romance of it all made me remember *her* again, dammit...& I realized my heart had broken all over again.I ran into the night, never to return.
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3was weird, given the fact all of the above happened in the elevator between the 3rd & 28th floors. The doors slid open, they rearranged themselves & returned to their cubicles.
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4Yet standing there in the smoky aftermath,the Dragon had an epiphany. "I still have my pride," he smiled. "And my library card." In the end, isn't that all any of us really need?