Finished Folds (41—60)
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2id. And I gave myself to basket weaving using nothing but shreds of my clothing. Then came the age of enlightenment and a large floating sentient cat we will call Cheshire came do
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4was so large when they handed him it. He fell off the stage into the dinner cake. Luckily everyone though it was part of the show. There were cheers and they all licked him clean.
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4spittle and cherry stains but, with this Elvin blessing how could they go wrong? The answer is simple. First their ride broke down. Then orcs attacked. And then they were taken to
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8ability to telepathically order anything from QVC with out even dialing a number. Only the most elite people were able to pass the course. It also helped with spying on alien world
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2now that is was raining right after being washed and the pot holes were banging the bottom of the under carriage. Her self Driving car decided to look up the good Dr. Goodfeel and
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5belly danced for me with an orange balanced on her belly button. I was exotic but left me with a strange craving for orange juice during nookie. Ah to be young again but now in the
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5parade. There I can get the recognition I need for Feeliac's disease. Only Dr. Goodfeel Drinkenstein has been researching it. And recognition will triple funding for research.
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2how these two curmudgeons are treating Sam in the well. He swoops down with and tremendous bomb to the eyes and sing as badly as Scuttles he calls in the reinforcements.
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4just stuck her nose in the air. "Why would I marry that mangy moron? Am I to be punished too?!" her incredulity at the very notion made her bit the fiend she'd occupied for years.
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7"phfft!" " No that is not a whale like roar! cut, cut, cut." The director wiped his brow in frustration. "Start the scene again. But Barnabas the lead would have none of it. "You a
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5short memorial service as they dismantled the rogue robots but in the end only the workers remember the whole incident., mostly with a free toaster made of robot parts.
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4time using it to inspire generations to come. He called them the dump years. And many referred to avoiding such troubles as skirting the mother load.
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4souper mug. They all hailed the surrealist vision of the mayor, "ce n'est pas une bande." People wore ribbons to commemorate his coming out a psychological dauber. Then came the in
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9elephants but they felt to heavy. Then I tried counting cloud but too light. Octopi were to clingy. I ended up counting ceiling tiles and just as I dozed off one fell down on top o
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5"How do they make Jelly bellies taste like what they say they are?" They pried but, Loomis was an armored car, nothing got through and he smiled with sharp teeth. "ᴸᵒᵒᵐᶦˢ?"
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5both types of sea monkey bathing. The FMBA Federal Monkey Bathing Association caught my errant faux pas and fined me $20,00.00 It nearly put my monkey laundering business out
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5we made it out of town to a small cabin on the north shore of liberty lake and drank ourselves silly. I was happy with Rez til the booze ran dry, then set off on another adventure.
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3But in the end I met Maria Clara who didn't care if I had money and stuffed me full of the best Brazilian food around and taught me all about warm weather and warm lovin'.
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4over the squirrels. They were afraid he'd go nuts but he went grapes of wrath on those fluffies. and the squirrels fell into line and now serve as pinecone archers in the holy army
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3They told me after 10 lashings I could go. I watched wearily as those before me took their penance. I stepped in line for mine. An old man in front of me cried I took his too. Heav