Finished Folds (101—120)
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3Godot was late. It was nearly midnight before he arrived in a swanky pink suit and neon blue wing tips. He slapped me some skin,"what's up my brother?" Odd for a 12 year kid.
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3Only then did it dawn on him that he was in fact a cartoon character too. He discovered he could pull things literally out of his ass and he didn't need to wear pants in public. Th
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4the moon but as is the case with most lovers he refused to sell out the sun. Det. Manatee interviewed the stars. They said the sun was into some kind of nuclear business.
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4the sting. I needed her. Even negative attention was attention. The tears shocked her but, the thank you that won her. Now she slaps me daily of course there is a tickle after.
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4meet with the queen to discuss house projects for homeless children. He put on his best tux and his nicest cologne. His marriage in the balance, he crooned over his husband. Sendin
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6Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile and most other cell phone networks and secretly slip subliminal messages into the line, things like hot dogs for hot dogs s healthy. The dachshunds would
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6covered in ashes and gel flakes. Whose going to date me like this. "I love a cinder covered hot mess. Lizard woman slid up beside him. He trembled. Her cool scales and hot breath
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3it gave with a satisfying crunch. Under it was a lamp. Perhaps a Genie lamp? I rubbed it to a high gloss. Out came a man. "I am the janitor of the dungeon. Stop doing my job!" Stuc
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4the state of Louisiana that succumbed to her wiley ways. The hot blooded french quarter and the rich creole customs gave beneath her burgeoning bosoms. And now to a commercial.
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3Williams joined in playing jazz piano. The issue was that this was a marching band. It took twelve men to pull the grand piano down the boulevard and two to push his piano bench.
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2He snuck away to meet the princess but forgot to tell her the plan and met up with the milk maid instead. They have three kids now Stinkin, Drinking and Bob.
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5So heavy in fact that most the common folks have lost their wings. It's just a matter of time until the dragon eyes are blind too. Now people need red bull and google glasses.
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6finally mounted the stairs in her stunning bikini. The TV hosts realized that indeed she was alive. What they didn't realize was like an angler fish she was a human catching proto
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3he had all the free boogers he could eat. Eventually the naysayer became trapped in a sinus infection; blown out and, sent into the toilet where he drown in a massive flush.
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5he was blind. Until they could make a 3d playboy it would be useless to him. So instead he invested in natural audio porn. It turned out to be sounds of nature, mostly running wate
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5add a 4th dimensional viewer to document so things get checked before they go out. So it is that time comes to a halt before anything gets sent out. They call it lag.
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3Not to worry though since he based his spring line up on the colors found in said vomit. You know how high fashion is, shock factor meets nothing you'd ever really wear.
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3That is why now Beav' and Wally only act friendly on the show. And why I avoid sprats. I have had one too many oily little buggers. Thanks but, no thanks. From now on I only eat
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6mic is that we were apes so pots and kettles blacks and grays. From one primate to another keep your five fingered opinion to yourself and pass me a hammock and banana.
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5way I would die ten years sooner and no longer have to listen to my mother-in-law complain about the fact that I wasn't handy enough around the house. Like she knew an allen wrench