Finished Folds (81—100)
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6he lived with all his friends in a yellow submarine but, no matter what he couldn't get his belle Michelle out of his mind. He ended up feeling like he was in strawberry fields for
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7and only supplied ice cream if the prediction benefited them. Once they wanted a prediction that Ontyx would win the light speed luge in the 20020 Galymics. There was so much ice c
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4"Oh yeah?" he chuckled, "If your a princess why were you in my bedroom earlier?!" "I just wanted to be closer to you." But he didn't stop tickling her and she peed herself.
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4what really happened is everyone pulled out their cell phones and filmed it. Then posted it to youtube. It went viral. And Phillip De Franco blasted everyone for leaving him there.
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6The sign at the front of the diner said welcome to hell. And if you didn't like meatloaf it was. Of course if you did, it was worse.
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4known for our foil fashion. Chanel had nothing on us. we could dazzle galaxies yet unknown. Just to bring in the fashionistas I grew an extra head. So Chic!
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5"Exactly!" The devil replied. "I have tried to define hell for generations!" The girl said it needed a face lift. Now Hell is defined as a chintzy rural diner with only meatloaf.
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2Porcupineman could keep away women for miles. They all got the sense that he had a prickly personality. He was hired to break up for men everywhere.
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5What you have is angstziety and angstid reflux. I sat looking at my angely legs and arms. Being a teenager sucked. I kicked rocks but they all just bounced back and hit me in the
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8had a jewel in it. Like a belly dancer I too could sparkle with the best of them. Rain would have no choice but to fall for me, now.
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6They seemed to be watching me. Were they angels? No, as I came closer to the tree I saw the glint of teeth in their pale white child faces. "You have been chosen." "Um, I'll pass."
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2revenge wasn't pretty business but his young daughter had been his treasure and now the man who'd pushed her in the well was dead. He had his still beating heart in his pocket.
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2Bill's wicked smile grew. Ken is her brother and she has no problem dating him. I felt world fall out beneath me. I landed in troll doll land. Great glitter farts batman!
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6Now she was pissed. She grabbed a broom in the corner and flew at me in true witch style. I stunned and froze. She grabbed my hand and tossed me out the window into the pool. I was
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6Bruno wagged his corgi tail at the thought of brains. He bit into his first brain and instead of a satisfying munch he had a gelatinous slurp. It was good but the man seemed to be
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9$25.00?" a half blind 91 year old woman offered. Ol' Possum was please his pelt price had jumped, less pleased the old woman thought he was an ugly puppy.
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3Godot was late. It was nearly midnight before he arrived in a swanky pink suit and neon blue wing tips. He slapped me some skin,"what's up my brother?" Odd for a 12 year kid.
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3Only then did it dawn on him that he was in fact a cartoon character too. He discovered he could pull things literally out of his ass and he didn't need to wear pants in public. Th
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4the moon but as is the case with most lovers he refused to sell out the sun. Det. Manatee interviewed the stars. They said the sun was into some kind of nuclear business.
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4the sting. I needed her. Even negative attention was attention. The tears shocked her but, the thank you that won her. Now she slaps me daily of course there is a tickle after.