Finished Folds (181—200)
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4It is always difficult to go back to work after a long holiday weekend. Yolanda prized her time away more than most other medical techs in her clinic. This year, Yolanda saved
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1"BWWRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!" Three and a half hours of holiday cheer ended in 2 seconds and all over my mom's linoleum kitchen floor. It was pitch black and way past midnight.
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4While normally it is difficult for me to begin writing, today was different. As I approached my keyboard hoping for a new subject, I became aware of a presence all around me.
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3The Black Dong, The King's Bitch, and other ubiquitous porn movie titles. Jennifer wanted to be more original in her porn film tiltling. So, she honed her skills on Folding Story
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2as he handed the trader $1,000,000 in cash for the blood diamonds. Naomi Campbell then through her iPod at the man because he had not opened the car door first for her.
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2flaming exercise wheels, charring the well-to-do hamsters as they did their workout routines to iPad versions of Alvin and the Chipmunks. Tragic, really, especially when
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0an acid trip. She hallucinated herself swimming in a Disney Mad Hatter Tea Cup filled with Earl Grey. The March Hare swimming in the adjacent cup, was actually her
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4that those wickedly smart coppers just couldn't let anything slip past them. The car was speeding in excess of 90mph and heading straight for the cliff in front of it.
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0After several doses of Imodium AD, both chili dog connoisseurs were feeling better. The gastronomical gasfest had come to an end.
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3absolutely no meaningful means of participating in the conversation, relying upon too many non sequitors. Instead, Bill took his pee-soaked blanket and suffocated himself.
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4grandma always brought out her trusty, yet hardened yams every holiday season, relying on melted marshmallows oozing over them to sweeten the deal. However, no magazine would
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0then released it, slicing the crouching clown, hidden honk horn. This high wire act had reached a new low, but not before
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0Salad bottles just to spit it into the congregation. Why you became a priest for cannibalistic satanists just because you didn't know what to do with an M.Div. I'll never know.
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6Ttried to teach me; alas, I've ignored him; and, it's not become part of my do's and don't's. No matter,
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3"God Bless You!" I had just said god bless you to my imaginary, but sneezing friend, Bernie. My god bless you was the only thing heard in the quiet test-taking room.
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6get winded and then have to sit down. I was a murderer, but a very dumb one. So dumb, in fact, that I
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20he split his pants down the inseam in third grade in front of the entire class, showing the group what "he spied," along with his backend (true story). So, the attention-grabber
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0n enflamed backend not even a medicated wipe could put out. The smoker then lit a new cigarette, blowing smoke up
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0His Swedish was very poor, but the lay overs in Stockholm had proven themselves quite useful at this point. The young Swedish woman nicknaming him "Tiiger" in the bedroom
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4I could not imagine a better mouthful than I currently had. I said triumphantly to the host of folks around me, "HRM, FFRg prm grnnnprnmnn frmnpm.". Sonya was not convinced.