Finished Folds (201—220)
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3transgendered Neanderthal with a penchant for Serbian ice dancing. Bruce, as she was known to her friends, never
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2he wore petticoats and bussles, as if he were Nelly Olsen from Little House on the Prairie. Not surprisingly, he garnered the nickname "Nelly" having nothing to do with the rapper
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1fasted his waist belt to his hair shirt with Ren Fair flair, shimmied up the side of the faux castle, and
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3of the arcade machine. But then, I woke up from that horrible dream and witnessed the following terrible sight. Bea Arthur had
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2The wholly depilatorized woman looked back at him - shorn, forlorn, and shaved-kitty porned. Fred rued the day that Rue McLanahan
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2the barbecue licked the nipples of the hairy, bare-chested rotund insurance salesman. While I was waxing on and off on the hood of my late model Pontiac Grand Am, the aroma from
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6Sir Elton John. But clown school represented a major departure in Danny's world view. He saw life through water-squirting glasses now that
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3Whoopie's invisible box that birthed him, his absentee clown father (no really, a clown), and the Marcel Marceau zombie mime troupe didn't represent his death. No, it represented
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8With those gorgeous, shirtless, Russian male gymnasts, the Holy See drooled more than his octogenarian punum normally allowed. Just then the college of cardinals (okay really pink
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6, and Tony was known for his two-fingered "salute." Tony's rat-fink employee harbored a secret love of the smell of acrylic nail polish. With Tony's penchant for manicures,
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5As an intern with the Henson Company, I didn't know what to expect in Muppet building. Just then,
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3The previously unattended chute; the rhythmic churning motion; the unbridled passion to smell the folded pile in front of him: Jason was a seasoned launderer bent on
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4as she removed the appliance from her body. She was mortally offended, but carnally fulfilled, as she regained the ability to bend her knees.
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2person next to her, who screamed in anguished, yet surprised delight. Maggie with the curiously large decoder ring left nothing to the imagination when she
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3smelly concoction of purple passion, banana schnapps, rum, cranberry juice, and southern comfort (a real drink from a fabulous gay bar dive in Muncie, IN), I would simply run afoul
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1to madness. Ever since the run-in with the traveling dentifrice salesmen, I had been curiously attracted to whitened smiles. So much so that when I had bartered my timeshare in
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3served to underline the maxim, "come wind or snow or driving rain.". Aunt Shirley's postman fetish had become so acute that
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4glued to her hands as she wrote out the check. The elderly grandmother finished the check for $0.07 in perfect penmanship, despite the fact that the octogenarian had lost
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1penchant for old 80s hour-long dramedies, like St. Elsewhere. The obscurity and randomness of his allusions simply astounded his audio books listeners
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2casualties among the blue hairs. Maude, Hilda, and Mildred would simply frown when they heard