Finished Folds (281—300)
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2but the rabbi's wife, Bernice, actually was the Venus d' Milo, emerging from her shell. The traif wife would have to
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2began milking the cow as if his life depended on it -- because it did. The mobster holding the gun to the farmer's head wanted
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1Safeway had overstocked Colby Jack, Muenster, and Brie, and were handing out the surplus cheese trays to anyone who came in wearing pants. That was why it was so awkward
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4Wheat known for his filandering on white, stepped out on her several times for: a couple of biscuits, a pumpernickel, and an old, rum-soaked fruitcake with large nuts.
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2the lack of funding from the National Endowment for the Arts. As we all knew, Paul's handling of the grant proposals, which greenlighted a creche display with
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1the wookie, gummi bear, and aged cheese all agreed that Alan was helpless around bacon bits. The cocker spaniel then
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3throwing care to the wind. The other members of my Hell's Angels chapter would just have to deal with my teal Vespa. I had stepped up. No longer on a hog, my 'porco' would
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1a coptic crucifix and stabbed the heart of an Ethiopian vampire with it. Later, Martin Lawrence opined,
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0Stedman is actually an alien. Most of the HARPO productions crew intimated after a few cocktails at the holiday party that
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4Just then Tim Curry assumed his "Rooster" persona from Annie, and
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2Post-it notes, medium binder clips, legal pads, pen trays, filing accordions, staple removers. The neurotic office manager with an office supply fetish placed his
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3we could tirelessly play maypole dance throughout the evening. Sean's penis with the 72" boot string tied around it
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0quick trip to Walgreens to pick up some lube, condoms, Muscle magazine, and Just For Men in jet black. Life with Anderson Cooper
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4Actually, she was fairly gelatinous overall. Oddly, she seemed to always drive far out of the way to avoid passing any rendering plants. Sophie
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1I then ate his head after our intimate congress. As a female praying mantis, I just let nature take over. Neighbors would always say
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2Naomi Judd pulled aside the curtain hiding her, stunning Reba McIntyre as she was finishing her insult of Naomi to Wynona Judd. Naomi
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1fill half a thimble. Sybil's cymbal symbol dimpled
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0Eureka! Using Tina Yothers as a laxative, and bursting with pride (among other things), he jumped onto the examining table and eliminated the contents of his bladder and colon.
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1How I could be haunted in silence by the last sound I ever processed I could never understand. But there you have it. Not all can be understood. Like popularity of reality shows
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3eye-gougingly bad. Why he would sing the answers to every question posed no one ever knew. Perhaps it was because