Finished Folds (301—320)
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5Hey look! My navel has a beauty mark in it. I never noticed it! I think I'll twitter it to my twatty friends, Samantha and Jeannie!
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5cumin. For whatever reason, the old farts loved their cumin. Cumin here. Cumin there. Cumin, cumin, cumin.
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3No, the "Bull Moose" of Dawn's life was Dan. Dan had proven himself to Dawn as a
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1tossed aside any modicum of decorum or any other latin-based word, and
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1Just then Karen Carpenter ate the entire
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1dermatologist, Dr. Carbuncle. Dr. C. took care of the nastiest of my own ringworm lesions after I had rolled naked for hours in the Camp Eczema shower stalls. I had
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3rack of lamb that Sean was making for Christmas dinner. Mint jelly will go nicely with this. With that, Sean
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5a cacophony of perfervidity. However, the Jones house was as quiet as penguins bumping donuts in a cloister.
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2they wouldn't like it, as it was just a matter of taste. Taste was something that Debra did not have. You see, Debra
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2loved the feel of gulf coast tar balls on her skin. To hell with the other emollients that were hawked at CVS, this was
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2kleenex to pad his bra. Rupaul as he was known to others was the one person I called Daddy, and actually meant it.
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2Actually, look at what happened to me. I can't believe it myself. Suddenly, I am the Greatest American Hero, who
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3wanted to mount the heads of the "coteau Guillaume" on his wall as well. Jethro was a francophile bumpkin, who
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1bottom of her vaginal area forming a talc stalagmite. No spelunker would dare
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1the celebrity legume. Mr. Peanut would
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1the six-breasted Double D cat bra for that feline Dolly Parton impersonator! Mr. Manx will love it for his "Coming Out" party. My pussy is just the
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5seconds, when I realized that the white cranberry juice didn't leave stains. So mesothelioma or not, I was going to stick out this lawsuit, simply because I
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3blinding herself. However, since she hated the music she was listening to, this only heightened her ability to hear it. She then took the razor blade cutting out her tongue
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0quivering flesh. The octagenarian mounted the
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3just want to tell you about my..... Jesus, is there a swarm of these around me? I'll just walk over here. There. As I was saying, I