Finished Folds (101—120)
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0a flogging from Ms. Vitus. The Captain would not have his Tenille in Ginger Vitus, as Ms. Vitus had the breath of Muskrat Love.
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4...with that Jeremy woke up to his 17 yr old asking for the car. Jeremy had been dreaming of 70s ABC Saturday mornings. Jeremy tried to dream of conjunction junction, but failed.
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5impossible as marshmallows buffered her in all directions. Suicide by s'more was impossible. So, she
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2provide salt licks in vile positions. Vixen and Prancer were the call-girl reindeer; they're mother Maxine was madam of the stable. Santa would be coming to town after all.
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5first thing you do when you begin folding on FoldingStory is to be sure to begin with a pithy statement based off of the prior fold and then leave an opening for the next person to
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2Wynona Judd with her preachy, self-helpiness would have to find another toadie, because I had no intention of introducing myself. "Mama, He's Crazy," but so is Wynona.
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5wedding between cause and effect. As such, the wedding crashers unwittingly followed the wedding theme perfectly. They were not invited, ergo they gave no gifts. Priceless.
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6my uvula pealing like a bell in the back of my throat; my coccyx was pounding; my septum was itching. Pleasure had found a new home in these newly discovered body parts.
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3mittens being placed on the clumsy proctologist's hands. Why rubber mittens for the exam? He found out very quickly in the end -- er, his end.
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4was reverberating in her ears. Her mouth was speaking, but these were not her words. Some higher (or lower) power was in total control. Liza Minelli had co-opted
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2With that I barked back to Face, "Look, Foo', I don't have no time for yo' pretty boy nonsense!" With that I drove our black van over the bad guys with my gold chains clanking.
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3Amy Winehouse's necrotic wrist snapped like a twig after grabbing my arm. There was no getting her to rehab, 'cause she was dead, dead, dead.
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4(mashed) were squished through her teeth, "spaghetti-fied" spuds resulted, making her utterly untrustable in her Human Resources position. Her unfortunate eating habits resulted
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2Subject-verb agreement and tenses be damned! Sarah and Jon love(s)(d) each other!
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4The tropic sun left a pool of trollish water which quickly evaporated, never to be seen again. The church bingo ball caller then barked out, "
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2The kite spontaneously burst into flames. Dean Martin then put out his cigar in his gin fizz and said to the celebrity roast ensemble, "
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1The anthropomorphic and apparently social kite then reflected on the cost of twine, when a wind gust blew her into power lines, engulfing her in flames.
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5The ropy snake troll who lacked significant identification faculties was literally tied into knots never to be heard from again. Leah then translated the sacred runes to read
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1The uninvited, dehydrated, monkey troll from the prior fold fell into a dry well never to be heard from again. Kyerinn or Euphorium would come up with a witty retort like
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3How did I know the same troll was the prior folder? Intuition. Fortunately, the creativity vigilante posse rode into the foreground saving the day. Said posse dismounted