Finished Folds (61—80)
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3It was just another day for Deputy Sheriff Dick Blunt. He sat in his squad car on the side of the road, an empty box of donuts in the passenger seat. He'd been hearing reports of
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3into his pants and looked around. Then I saw him reach for the ball n' chain. "Lenny! Were you raised by wolves? Use the knife!" Others at the table looked on silently, chewing
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9. With a mischievous grin, Ceibal counted 234 mls and only shook for 19 seconds. Two variables changed instead of one! This is what rockstars must feel like! His sea monkeys began
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4Jiffles and I traveled the land and eventually became street performers. We toured far and wide, achieving great success. When we discovered cocaine...well, that's another story.
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11evil sorcerers. Me and my buddy Jimbo was gonna teach 'em, but one of the kids escaped, we got busted and then sent to prison where I now write you this letter. Mr. President,
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9"That was too fast." Tharg said. "You need to let her run more for added suspense." Baffled, the guards let his wife go and she ran back into the woods. "Well? GO GET HER!" Tharg
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4, keep sewing dresses for the handmaidens. Draco was pissed. He hated sewing dresses. Why didn't he ever get cool orders like going with the hellhound party? Screw this queen, he
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2ob was best suited for Google Maps. I pinpointed, or rather stub fingered, her sitting in the Grand Canyon, obstructing the Colorado River with her hugeness. I paid for a helicopte
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6Mr. Skunk's stank was rank as his wretched butt, which came into view as Wabbit rounded the bend. He forced onward through the thick air, ready to overtake him. The race was
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9through her nostril. The worm got stuck and sort of hung there. She didn't seem to notice and I felt too awkward to say anything so we just parted ways. Hours later, we met and
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3by a family of roaches. Soon, roaches all across the land heard that there were meatballs to the West. Wanting to strike it rich, millions of them made the journey to Tommy's hous
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4Literally. That's what they called me--The Hit. I soon got sponsored and Bouncy Suits became increasingly popular. Soon, everybody had them and were causing millions in property
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2Turner Classic Movies was getting lazy. It's like their Sunday shift had been taken over by monkeys who just banged on buttons, pulled levers, and flung terrible programming at
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7AVACADO SANDWICH AROUND HERE?" Apparently, that was the wrong question to ask because everyone in the restaurant just erupted in laughter. I threw down my napkin and
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6The Jester was taken aback. This cook is trying to hop smart on MY ass! He thought. The Jester jumped over the table and grabbed the him. "You WILL poison the king or I will
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4ld at least bring him some water. He gets it from a dirty apartment drain!" She felt bad that her shop lifting habit ruined the man's life, but she did get some really cool stuff
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5Meander Mall, where a Neanderthal vigilante patrols the premises using his awesome strength to beat down criminals. Along with his giant club, he would also carry a massive
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1just an entree of frog legs covered in coagulated alligator blood paste with a side of python in an algae sauce! It's very healthy! Now EAT IT!" Jack was skeptical of Martha's
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1He wondered if there were any posters of Rita going down on another hot chick. He'd have to look into that. He spent so much time looking at posters that his prison escape plans
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4brought in by a sad fast food customer! YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS NEVER LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE, C'MON! He begged us to pimp his meal and this time we get ridiculous! Watch as we add