Finished Folds (41—60)
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2Once they reached the other side of the cell wall, Tabby clawed her way inside and rescued her furry comrades. After sniffing each other's butts for a hot minute, they quickly
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1So they decided on high noon. It was a complicated decision involving quite a bit of calculus, a 4 hour deliberation, followed by a motion to vote. Sadly, it was the wrong decision
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3It was at that point he realized he was stuck on top of Trump Tower with a wounded knee and he had forgotten to bring his sticky spider silk stuff. He smacked his head for being
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3Then, one day, using his Charles Bronson voice, he told the junkies to line up. They did, because they always obeyed the Charles Bronson voice. Then, using his Carol Burnett voice
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4play 52 card pick up on the top of Mt. Everest in the middle of a snow storm. After 9 consecutive years, he finally won the cosplay event and began looking for a trusty Sherpa
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3carved out a stone sculpture of Khaldoun picking his butt. In the dead of night, he placed it in the town square for all to see. Khaldoun was the laughing stock of the entire
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1And so it went, a never ending cycle of smiles and frowns. For every dismal, bitter, heart-wrenching story, a Yo Mama joke was soon to follow. It was a battle for the hearts of
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1This plan, however, made Jeb Bush extremely jealous. If anyone was gonna be a chimp, it was gonna be him! he thought. He stole the plans for the Chimperizer 2000 and began
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2from the icy blue depths to save her. It was Rob. "Rob? The heck are YOU gonna do about this?" Put off, he quickly departed and her perilous situation was left unchanged. The evil
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3but was thwarted when the evil Whipped LaCrem blasted her with froth. "Not a moment too soon," cackled Lord Licorice. "Taffy Pull is nearly charged and the Candy Crunks will soon
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2"And how does that make you feel?" Asked her psychologist. "I don't know said Tabby," said Tabby. "Do you often talk about yourself in the 3rd person?" The boat continued sinking
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2's Rockin' Root Canal Wreckers had quadrupled its business in the last two weeks, thanks to the new, evil dentistry advertising scheme. DDS's were selling as much as skateboards
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7This is the story of the blacksmith who made his horseshoes, Jim Buck. Jim Buck wasn't his real name. It was actually Eugene McFlippermustacheaplapperfrimpleson. But that was too
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6lid wasteland. How he arrived at this inn is not important. What is important is that he discovered the lawless, feral hound lying in a corner, licking the remains of Sir Hugo's
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3suspicious from the start. He whipped out his magnifying glass to check Vladimir's nose for any incriminating evidence, but it was too late. Vladimir had already scored an A.
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2found the mess and, of course, I was approached, given my history. "Look, I usually do it at home, but there was a segment on Good Morning that I really liked and forgot." The boss
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9causing earthquakes all over the world. When authorities pinpointed the cause, they quickly locked the prodigy up in maximum security. That's when he started drumming, which caused
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4Little Julius was quickly taken out to sea by a riptide. He watched his grandma get smaller and smaller then turned his gaze to the high seas. "Yarr, time to find me treasure!"
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4"How long are we gonna fall for?" yelled Jane. "About ten minutes!" yelled Jeff. "It's dark!" yelled Jane. "I know!" yelled Jeff. "How many times you done it?" yelled Jane.
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5mo, but the dealer's bowie knife was unsheathed and he was impatiently tapping the table with it. It made Joe uneasy so he quickly pointed to the LSD. "Good choice," said the